Loopy is spinning AT MY WEDDING

This is pure greatness!

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I don't know what is more "pinch me to make sure it is real".

1. HinHK is flying me out.
2. He is really getting married.
3. I may have to sing karaoke.
4. He may let me ride in his maybe new car.

I have to kiss his watch every hour on the hour and listen for any small noises. I have to tell him that "ou sucks" every hour on the half hour. I cannot look him directly in the eyes or else he deems that a challenge.

I have to play Temptation VERY LOUD.

I would help him bury a body if need be. Hopefully not my own. (btw, his wife seems cool as ****. this is one lucky sumbitch)
 
I'm just surprised that HiHK didn't pay for Crayon & Need More Cowbell to play at the reception. He'd be getting a band and bridesmaid for the same price.

Congrats, Hornin. You spend your '**** you' money with class. Best wishes to you & Mrs. HiHK.
 
I'd like a report on how he held up. Ya know..DJ wise.
My wedding is later this year and I will be holding auditions.
 
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to everybody except Texonlongisland.

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to the dress idea, however, it is true I have a penchant for things duct tape. Such as people being duct taped for suggesting I wear a dress. Of which they can be made cheaply in Hong Kong. Dammit. Damn all of you. Damn you, damn you.








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there will be lots of NO and no Toby Keith.

And for old time sake you can get 3 19yr old thai girls for 24 hrs for about 500 USD here

Loopy will love it.
 
Touché, loop. People can also be duct taped for refusal to DJ a friend of a friend's wedding, for declining an invite to hang out on the weekend when single females are present, and a myriad of other reasons.

As for music recommendations, what about some Metallica? "For Whom the Bell Tolls" maybe?
 
As proof of my dedication to the guy who is making it possible for me to go to Hong Kong, when the guy wanting me to go to Round Rock called, what was I doing? I was getting things prepared for the trip. I was going through music on a Friday night and formatting it. Don't try to get me in trouble.

When you arrange to get me further than the suburbs I will shirk my responsibilities. Besides, that girl has not even been asked yet to marry that dude.

BB: Dude, come up here, there are single chicks.
Me: Really?
BB: Yeah, you should dj the wedding of one.
Me: Hey, she's not "single" then.
BB: Well, he has not asked yet and he is non-committal.

You owe me some wings.

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You have selective memory. There were other "singles" present. Well, one who's married but soon to be divorced and another who's actively looking. So you had at least one option. Your dedication notwithstanding.

And it was NW Austin, not RR.
 
HHK, a warning sir... you better think about an appropriate & sober chaperone for Loopy while he is in Hong Kong... just sayin'
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I will multi-task and do both. The remix goes a little sumpin like this, hit it...

The wheels of steel and the bus go round and round.
 
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