Looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me?

[Statalyzer]

I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

 

[BurntOrangeOnly]

Gee Stat is there something you need to get off your chest? I'm sensing a bit of unhappiness.

I can't help deliver that present but Merry Christmas anyway.

 

[utstudboy]

Get back to work!!

 

[YoLaDu]

Someone's been watching Christmas Vacation.

Oh and for you kids, that movie was made when Christmas bonuses were pretty common. Now? Not so much.

 

[halsteadfrost]

Not a log, I don't have a log!

 

[Texanne]

Don't tell me that Christmas bonuses don't exis anymoret. I got two weeks off, paid.

My husband got a $35 gift card to HEB.

 

[SigPi_Horn]

If I had a rubber hose I'd beat you with it.

 

[Longhorny630]

Man, some people totally missed the reference on that one (brntorngonly)

We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ******* Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white *** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of ******** this side of the nuthouse. !

 

[rickysrun]

WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.

 

[Pogo]

Can't see any lines, can you Russ?

 

[halsteadfrost]

Honey, have you checked our shitter lately?

 

[Pogo]

Shitter was full!

On a side note, Johnny Galecki (Leonard from Big Bang Theory) was Rusty in Christmas Vacation.