Look Out Noter Dame (Part Too)

[SpiderAg]

Look Out Noter Dame (Part Too)

Look out Irish, Look out Noter Dame
We're fightin for 6 wins and a Furnitchure Bowl Game

Last year we was cheated and lossed twenty-fore to ten
But our knee-hi booted Band Qweers got the halftime win

I'm still laffing at your silly sideline Leprakaun folly
That cathlick sot caint hang with our shampood ***** collie

Your leprakaun may leap and shout ever time you score
But our collie dog gets tag-teamed by members of the Core

You domers aint never seen tradition like you will see at Kyle
We got a skoreboard for dead dogs and sword weilding Gomer Pyles

Bad call by Davie last week, havin the fake field goal shunted
Down by seven with 3 minutes to go, RC Slocumb woulda punted

Bob Davie dident learn so much from the mighty Coach Slocumb
'Cept for impotent offences and the yearly Bowl Game choke-um

While you was gettin dooky stomped by Nubraska and Mishigan State
We was scorin comeback vicktries against the old WAC and the 1 double A

I'm tellin you to fear the Ags, fear the Ags you oughtta
Dont go thankin you can pimp us like winless Colorada

There aint no devine innervention this year to lead you to a win
The Pope done hung his cleats up, and Touchdown Jesus is in South Bend

gig'em

 

[Vic]

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[X Misn Tx]

Welcome back, Spider.

 

[Detective Shilala]

"Coach Slocumb ... yearly Bowl Game choke-um"


Heeehheeeehehehehe.

 

[Do I Make You Horny?]

SpideyAg back in the HOUSE! What a good sign to have you back.

Yes it is going to be a great weekend.

 

[jkhombre]

i guess i can never say from here on out that i've never peed my pants at work

 

[scally]

wow. thank you.

 

[Arnold Ziffel]

Genius. Spider's prose has improved.

 

[ENlightened]

My GOD that's funny

 

[OU Sucketh]

Superb.

 

[I believe]

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[jmatt]

I found a grammatical error:

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[Campus Loop(y)]

Yes! Gosh Spidey, you are lurning stuff in yer English class. It is what, your fourth time? Done did well.

Once again, thanks Spidey for your inside info. and insight on you know who. Delightful.

 

[The Maeleman]

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[hornFANtastic]

Before I read the poem, I kept thinking how can he top last years. Well he did. A see a future classic.

 

[Eric G]

oh, my god. I'm crying from laughing so hard.

Thank you, Spidey!

 

[Samanai]

I have always been curious what the "Spider" part of your tag means?

 

[hornFANtastic]

By the way, didn't spidey promise to tell us all about Fish camp two. I hope he keeps that promise *** well.

 

[Titan]

Spider,

Another masterpiece...thanks for the laughs.

 

[Orenthal]

Actually, RC would have tried the old "line-up-and-pretend-to-go-for-it-on-fourth-down-and-not-snap-the-ball-and-try-to-get-a-five-yard-offsides-penalty-and-then-waste-a-timeout-because-everyone-in-the-stadium-including-the-taco-bell-people-saw-it-coming-a-mile-away-and-then punt" trick. Works every time!!!

 

[ENlightened]

Yeah, but try rhyming THAT with anything

 

[TXHookem]

OUTSTANDING!!!

 

[Bookman]

wundirfull poste, Spidey

 

[HORNINTHEUSA]

Damn that was funny! Thanks Spidey

 

[Earp]

Thanks for the laugh Spidey.

 

[Rammer]

Spidy, you getting better with age.

HOOK EM HORNS

 

[HookemHorns]

This has to be a classic.

Spider Ag,

Will you be doing a post game analysis?

 

[chance johnson]

Funny stuff, Spidey.

 

[Formus]

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[Doperbo]

dooky stomped?

LMAO. That was hilarious.

Doperbo.