This actually could be a really good movie, the basic storyline obviously has held up for hundreds of years. And yes, I'm hoping that we go with a female-only loincloth ruling for this one.
That cracks me up that the owl has his own facebook club.
“In my mind’s eye, I see three circles joined in priceless harmony. Two, full as the moon; one, hollow as a crown. Two from the sea, five fathoms down. One from the Earth, deep under the ground...”
7th grade english teacher showed us this movie during our set of classes on mythology. Although I'm sure seeing lots of T&A in late night movies like Porky's on The Movie Channel & HBO, the image of Aphrodite getting out of the tub in preparation for getting fed to The Kraken stays with me to this day -- and I got to watch it during class.