law haiku

[88aero]

I need a haiku to do with someone about to become partner in a law firm...any help is appreciated...

Those are great!...she is supposed to use the selected haiku(s) as part of accepting/becoming a 'shareholder' in the firm. Haiku is part of the corporate culture. Thanks!

 

[runner]

Three words are so sweet
Simple, pure and delicious:
Class Action Lawsuit

 

[bevo barry]

Truth doesn't matter
Distribution of wealth does
Go after doctors

 

[I_Live_In_OK]

Estoppel 'em
and
Topple 'em

 

[88aero]

LoL...when I explained Hornfans' haiku history to my friends, I do not think they believed I'd get any responses...this is too funny. Thanks!

 

[Perham1]

The Final Frontier.
Finally making partner.
The work's just begun.

Law is a jealous
Mistress. That's ok, most of
Us here are divorced.

Peppercorn theory,
A free-market nation. Scott
Turow burn in hell.

How can you tell when
A lawyer is lying? That's
Easy, they all lie.

Massive student debt.
Naive job expectations.
Today's law outlook.

 

[I_Live_In_OK]

Hand formula, Palsgraf and Wagon Mound
Spend all day reading law
Spend all night hanging out with my hand

 

[accuratehorn]

Speaking in Latin
Legalese will baffle 'em
Ad infinitum

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

Approach bench, caution.
Sweating bullets, swallow lump
It pleases the court

 

[darius]

Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

 

[2feathers]

I got my first case
someone actually paid me
to tell them they're wrong

 

[88aero]

Excellent! Thank you all!
MY favorite is bll...bill...bill...laughter to tears...not sure why.