I can see it now. The Ambassador from Burkina Faso asks a staff member who the hell that is at the podium. "It's Mira Sorvino", the staff member asserts. "Who?!", the Ambassador asks, unknowing.
"The lady with the Ice Cream cone in the photo...". "Oh yes, I see now. Shhh, let me listen. And do we have any Ice Cream to send her?":.
I just googled her photo which I don't think I had ever done. As Edwin Starr lyrics in "WAR" - "good gawd ya'll"!! She reminds me of an old UT GF of mine that was simply off the charts.... Let's just say I would have her baby and leave it at that.