Golden Steer
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Lance Armstrong is going to be charged by the US Anti-Doping Agency with being a doper.
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It will be interesting to see what evidence they present, as you would think it would only be witness testimony - what testing evidence would there be after this amount of time?
He did pass, as he says, all the drug tests given to him. So if he was a doper, that speaks pretty poorly about the testing program, or maybe to the ability of people to beat it.
I don't follow bicycle racing closely, but hasn’t almost every winner of the Tour de France either been proven to be a dope fiend, or at least has been charged with being one?
At this point, shouldn’t they just re-name it the Tour de Drug, and make it an unlimited class, like they have in auto racing, where you can use any engine you can fit inside the hood?
That way, instead of spending all their free time figuring out ways to inject themselves without leaving track marks, or how to get someone else’s blood in their body, riders could focus on how best to inject themselves during the race, practicing the movement of sticking the needle into their *** whilst cycling, without either breaking peddling form or their wind tuck.
Bicycle designers could engineer ways to hang IV bags of dope and other witches brews of performance enhancing potions actually from the bicycle, and minimize the wind resistance of the bag.
At least it would be honest, and would prevent the spectical of having to cross out the name of every winner for the last 15 years off the trophy. As it is, they should write it down in pencil.
I’m thinking of entering the race this year. I would finish every stage dead last, probably a day or two after everyone else. But I’d just wait 10 or 20 years, and after everyone else had been disqualified for being a fiend, I’d be the only one left to be able to hold the trophy.
The Link
It will be interesting to see what evidence they present, as you would think it would only be witness testimony - what testing evidence would there be after this amount of time?
He did pass, as he says, all the drug tests given to him. So if he was a doper, that speaks pretty poorly about the testing program, or maybe to the ability of people to beat it.
I don't follow bicycle racing closely, but hasn’t almost every winner of the Tour de France either been proven to be a dope fiend, or at least has been charged with being one?
At this point, shouldn’t they just re-name it the Tour de Drug, and make it an unlimited class, like they have in auto racing, where you can use any engine you can fit inside the hood?
That way, instead of spending all their free time figuring out ways to inject themselves without leaving track marks, or how to get someone else’s blood in their body, riders could focus on how best to inject themselves during the race, practicing the movement of sticking the needle into their *** whilst cycling, without either breaking peddling form or their wind tuck.
Bicycle designers could engineer ways to hang IV bags of dope and other witches brews of performance enhancing potions actually from the bicycle, and minimize the wind resistance of the bag.
At least it would be honest, and would prevent the spectical of having to cross out the name of every winner for the last 15 years off the trophy. As it is, they should write it down in pencil.
I’m thinking of entering the race this year. I would finish every stage dead last, probably a day or two after everyone else. But I’d just wait 10 or 20 years, and after everyone else had been disqualified for being a fiend, I’d be the only one left to be able to hold the trophy.