kinoki detoxifying foot pads

[scottsins]

the fact that they ever sell these things to people frightens me.

seriously? extracting toxins through the feet while you sleep?

 

[rage-a-holic]

snake oil


Worthless crap

 

[l00p]

What does gizmodo say about Sham-Wow?

 

[KC-97HORN]

um, DUH!

its made my the Germans, you know they make good stuff!

 

[MP5]

They dont say anything it practically sells itself.

 

[DigglerontheHoof]

So our feet really don't act like the roots of trees? I'm stunned.

 

[Art Vandelay]

My ex-girlfriend actually bought some of these. I'd never heard of them until she told me about them. Her mother swore up and down that they worked, so she immediately went out and ordered some.

My first thought was "scam" but I didn't say anything. I'm amazed at what some people will buy.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

I suppose nobody ever went broke by overestimating the stupidity of the American consumer.

It almost makes me want to go out and sell something like this to a bunch of idiots, but I'm afraid I'll be the one poor ******* the government cracks down on, just to serve as an example to the others.

 

[Pentaconta]

They actually tried some of these out for the "Does It Work Wednesday" segment of the KVUE evening news several months ago. Needless to say, they didn't work. They supposedly smell horrible, too.

Then again, these probably aren't any worse than the penis enlargement pills they are constantly hawking on late night TV. I should buy up some sugar pills, slap "Pentaconta's Penis Pills" on the label, and film a commercial. Profit!

 

[77horn]

I remember back years ago, there used to be pages in which you could order, umm, supplements from an ad in magazines. They would say "Guaranted Genuine Placebo!"

 

[D_Wreck11]

I saw a window decal for "vitamin" tablets to put in your gastank to get more mpg.

 

[l00p]

Those things are AWESOME.

 

[Stuck_At_Work]

This Nigerian prince once e-mailed me for my bank account information. Of course I'm going to give royalty that sort of info...