Kim of North Korea

[Chop]

Unconfirmed rumors are circulating on the web that Kim has died. The rumors (again just rumors at this point) indicate a botched heart stent job. Leaks are coming out of Hong Kong. Other rumors out of Japan indicate Kim is in a vegetative state after the botched heart stent operation lead to insufficient blood flow to his brain. No confirmation yet.

Apparently China has sent “teams of doctors.”

 

[Dionysus]

How’s the surgeon doing I wonder. He my be “reassigned” shortly.

 

[Chop]

Kim’s heir apparent is his little sister, but... there is much doubt about whether the North Korean generals and admirals will submit to the rule of a woman—a 31 year old woman. The Chinese Communist Party is a source of much of the evil in that part of the world, but it may prove to be a stabilizing force over China’s insane bastard brother, North Korea, in a time of (potential) regime change. North Korea is a monkey with a nuclear gun.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Interesting times.

 

[Joe Fan]

How’s the surgeon doing I wonder. He my be “reassigned” shortly.

Coincidence?

 

[WorsterMan]

This is a very dangerous, unstable and unpredictable time for the world. Especially for S. Korea and the US. This is such a dark and terrible place but Kim's death might be a positive but I doubt it.

Various members or elements of Kim's regime may try to seize power. Exclude sister, " jail " her or exile her. Regardless you have some N. Korean Cowboys with their finger on the trigger of a handful of nukes.

Suspect there is extraordinary satellite and other intelligence gathering going on.

 

[nashhorn]

The devil you know.....

 

[horninchicago]

Heart stent, CV, whatever, a fat little sawed-off POS who thumbed his nose at the opportunity to have legitimacy. F his fat *** and the horse he rode in on....and probably killed by doing so.

 

[Driver 8]

I could see him faking his death just so he could kill the people who celebrated

 

[Joe Fan]

This is a very dangerous, unstable and unpredictable time for the world. Especially for S. Korea and the US. This is such a dark and terrible place but Kim's death might be a positive but I doubt it. Various members or elements of Kim's regime may try to seize power. Exclude sister, " jail " her or exile her. Regardless you have some N. Korean Cowboys with their finger on the trigger of a handful of nukes....

Or, it could be the exact opposite. It could be the perfect opportunity to close the gap with these crazy people.

 

[Joe Fan]

Heart stent, CV, whatever, a fat little sawed-off POS who thumbed his nose at the opportunity to have legitimacy. F his fat *** and the horse he rode in on....and probably killed by doing so.

Seems like a movie plot, the CIA got to one of the surgeons

 

[Joe Fan]

trigger warning for a bad word for those of you who need trigger warnings

Spoiler

 

[Chop]

Seems like a movie plot, the CIA got to one of the surgeons

Or the sister bribed the surgeon. Or she didn’t, but Kim survives and accuses her of doing so. This guy has personally executed a man (I think a relative) using an antiaircraft gun!

 

[Chop]

The devil you know.....

Yeah maybe so.

The Ayatollah Khomeni is gone
Hurray!
But now we have the Ayatollah Khameni.
Grrrrrrr!

Lenin is gone.
Hurray!
So now we have Stalin.
Grrrrrrr!

The fat kid seems to want to impress Trump. Who knows about the little sister or some general we haven’t heard of yet...

 

[Joe Fan]

Or the sister bribed the surgeon. Or she didn’t, but Kim survives and accuses her of doing so. This guy has personally executed a man (I think a relative) using an antiaircraft gun!

Yeah, if he were to live it means a lot of other people are going to die.
Didnt he kill some members of a sports team just for losing?
But I guess a lot of people are going to die no matter what happens

 

[mchammer]

Yeah, if he were to live it means a lot of other people are going to die.
Didnt he kill some members of a sports team just for losing?
But I guess a lot of people are going to die no matter what happens

Some of these are likely unfounded rumors because it serves a purpose.

 

[Horn6721]

South Korea Gov't is saying Kim is alive and well

 

[WorsterMan]

I heard a news blurb he is alive but brain dead. This should qualify him to write speeches for AOC and Nancy Pelosi.

 

[Chop]

More rumors: Kim is now in the beach resort town of Wosan recovering from heart surgery/surgeries. His private train has been spotted in Wosan by satellite.

And here's Kim with his generals enjoying some internet porn at the Wosan resort:

Working on his dance moves while recovering at the resort: