Just shoot me.

[Mrmyke709]

My daughter The Golden Child is turning 13. The birthday party is tonight, with around 6-7 girls coming over for a sleepover.
I wanted to go to the coast, but I have a softball game on Sunday.
I predict there will be much drinking in the garage tonight.
It is my manly refuge.

 

[Macanudo]

Don't be that dad. Or at least don't be the dad who get raging drunk and stumbles through the house oogling the 13 year olds.

 

[Barton Hills]

False. Be that dad ...

 

[random horn]

don't get caught being that dad

 

[hullabelew]

Wait until she little angel turns about 16-17. You wake up about 3am to find they are all drunk off their *** in the basement. You will find yourself torn between:
1) I'm calling your parents (but they were here while they had some ******* guy bring them all kinds of liqour and I didn't hear it).
2) You, the cute one in the red, kiss the girl in the green with the long blonde hair.
3) Waking them up at 7am and make them all work in a hot concession stand at a soccer field all day Saturday.

 

[Red Five]

 

[Summit104]

 

[KC-97HORN]

raise your hand if you think Hullabelew has implemented one of his 3 choices in a previous life....


*raises hand*

Yes, you the idiot in Kansas City, whats your opinion.....

'Um, I choose # 3, cause its the most f'ed up and sneaky option of the three

 

[Macanudo]

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[WorsterMan]

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"dad who get raging drunk and stumbles through the house oogling the 13 year olds."

God knew what he was doing when he gave me sons and no daughters!

 

[MRCC]

you should have watched the baseball game, that would have eased your suffering

 

[Captain Murphy]

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[Mrmyke709]

Some of you all frighten and disturb me.
I am a rather docile drunk, Mac.
They were well behaved, and it went well. And we took 3rd place out of 7 teams in the softball tournament.

 

[hullabelew]

KC, I actually went with #3. I told them, "If you get through the day without whining, I may keep this to myself. It is your one "Get out of jail free" card with me. But this will NEVER EVER happen again in my house, and if I find out you do it at anyone else's house, your folks will find out about this. It is disrespectful as hell to me to do what you did."