Just saw LeBron

[Bye Week]

and asked him for change for a dollar, but he gave me only 75 cents. Didn't have a fourth quarter...

 

[YearOfTheSteer]

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Late

 

[Bye Week]

Lame

 

[Horn6721]

Funnier than ever!

Nicely done.

 

[Third Coast]

As others have pointed out, LeBron was more than a quarter short in the finals.

 

[accuratehorn]

How did you see him? He disappeared!

 

[WorsterMan]

 

[Alex_de_Large]

I saw him too! He had this really cool cell phone. But when someone called him it only vibrated. No ring.

 

[Texdoc]

City of Dallas proclaims Friday as "LeBron James Day". Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early!

Hook 'EM,
Texdoc

 

[Texdoc]

HOOK 'EM,
Texdoc

 

[Bye Week]

Allsome

 

[accuratehorn]

LeBron's car got repossessed yesterday...yep, it had no title either.

 

[Longhorndanc]

I missed a call yesterday cause my phone was on Lebron - NO RING!

 

[notanative]

From a sober DeShawn Stevenson's t-shirt:

Hey LeBron - How's my Dirk taste?

 

[Third Coast]

The 44,500,000 George Washingtons he made this year probably helps ease the pain of his disappointment ever so slightly.

 

[WashU-Horn]

I just purchased the LeBron phone. It only vibrates because it has no rings.

 

[accuratehorn]

...and the damn phone cost $44 million bucks, and it won't get a ring.