I remembered I had a 12 pack of lime flavored sparkling water that I drink like some of you drink beer. It is drizzling. This dude was walking by and says, "Hey man, could I have one of those?" "One of these?", I ask. "You want one of these?".
I walk over and the guy takes it. He looks at it and says, "HEY, this is water!". "Yeah, you did not ask me what it was, I thought you knew".
"You got some spare change then?"
"Hell no, you already insulted my water. That was rude."
He walked away and said he was sorry. I had to contain laughter. I think he just got back from eating at Sam's after a long day of playing hoops with his Special Ed. friend.
I walk over and the guy takes it. He looks at it and says, "HEY, this is water!". "Yeah, you did not ask me what it was, I thought you knew".
"You got some spare change then?"
"Hell no, you already insulted my water. That was rude."
He walked away and said he was sorry. I had to contain laughter. I think he just got back from eating at Sam's after a long day of playing hoops with his Special Ed. friend.
