Julia Roberts is not attractive

[groundss]

I just watched Ocean's Eleven and I'm perplexed as to why Roberts was cast for a character that is supposed to be desired by Clooney/Garcia and "ogled" by Pitt & Damon. Please...

Between Ocean's, Pretty Woman, Erin Brokovich, even her cameo as "Dreamgirl" in a Dave Matthews video...I just don't get it. Maybe she's a fine actress, but hot? Sexy? Not even close.

Maybe I'm crazy. I have no idea what the consensus is. Regardless, here's one vote for Not Hot.

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[YoLaDu]

I agree.. horsemouth is not hot.

 

[Truck's Son]

I've thought this for years. Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[UTCzech]

Neigh.....

 

[El_Oso]

It took you this long to figure that out?

 

[ProdigalHorn]

Moderately attractive. Not unattractive, but not drop dead either.

 

[l00p]

She walks like a man wearing marshmallow shoes. She is not attractive. I also don't think Sandra Bullock is that cute either. I am not into the whole "she looks like a man" type girl.

 

[DoobieWah]

While she has her moments, she generally doesn't do it for me either.

But I seriously thought I was the only one.

 

[GuadaHorn]

family guy has already addressed this

 

[jimmyjazz]

Every one of you would kill for a night with her in her prime and you know it.

 

[Steel Shank]

She'd be in the bottom quintile of the chicks on my resume.

 

[jimmyjazz]

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[WorsterMan]

JR is not unattractive, but she is NOT hot.

Sarah Jessica Parker IS unattractive and for sure NOT hot.

 

[mandingo]

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[Texanne]

As a woman, I find JR to be above average but not strikingly beautiful.

Angelina Jolie has a mouth like a plumber's friend. Which is OK, I guess, if you like the idea of kissing a plumber's friend.

Without giving it too much thought, I'd say the most empirically beautiful women in entertainment are Halle Berry and Charlize Theron.

 

[Montag]

I disagree, Roberts looks pretty fine. For a horse. Cause it's hard for a horse to look human like much less a decent looking human. It's hard to pull off, see Sarah Jessica Parker for reference.

 

[BDog]

I'm with formermav43 and Worster

 

[buffsoldier]

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[VinceHung]

This post sits very well with me.

 

[KGhorn]

Huge nose and huge mouth. Her hands and arms are also manlike. Julia Roberts is the ugliest supposedly hot woman I have ever seen. That being said, she appears to be a pretty decent person (not Hollywood).

At least Sarah Jessica Parker had a smoking body in her prime. Go watch LA Story with Steve Martin and decide whether you would want to do SJP or not. Julia Robert's' body has never been more than above average.

In their respective prime, I would very much want to do SJP for that body, but would need a few beers to do Julia Roberts if they both weren't celebrities.
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[origino]

She is pretty..but I have never thought of her in a lustful manner.

 

[Dusty]

JJ and I get it.

Everyone else (when sober) would be incoherent in her presence. She’s a goddess.

And every one of you would kill for a night with her in YOUR prime…

 

[BigWill]

not only would I gleefully bang every woman mentioned on this thread, but I would probably do so in an embarrassingly quick manner.

 

[Turd of Doom]

Nothing wrong with her.

 

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[Horn-N-LA]

I think SJP was cute in Footloose but that was about it. She may have had a nice body but..
And KG in that last pic SJP looks like a tranny.

And I agree with most of the sentiments, JR is cuteable and that's about it.

 

[Anastasis]

Ive heard it all. Now Scarlett J is overrated. Jesus Christ you must be gay. And Angelina Jolie is smoking hot is a dirty-psycho-I'll-f-your-brains-out-then-try-to-eat-your-soul kinda way.

 

[HatDaddy]

she is no Margaret Cho.

 

[BDog]

Angelina Jolie is smoking hot in an overly-fertile-duck-billed-platypus kinda way.