Jack's Back!!!

[Godz40acres]

75 year old Jack Nicklaus played in the annual par-3 contest at The Masters:



He even called the shot earlier in an interview:

 

[WorsterMan]

Seriously Godz40,

HF needs to put you on staff and pay you a HUGE salary like they do all the HF Big Shots, you know like:

Dionysus
Mudhorn
NB Horn7
Jayakris
Bevo Beef

 

[Godz40acres]

Thanks. I just enjoy doing it. I'm in a down-time right now due to some issues I won't discuss for fear Edward Snowden will publish them on the internet.

 

[WorsterMan]

Thanks. I just enjoy doing it. I'm in a down-time right now due to some issues I won't discuss for fear Edward Snowden will publish them on the internet.

Yeah, Dion told me in confidence about it.... your undercover work for HF. Trying to identify the mole that is trying to hack into our servers!

Good luck.

 

[NBHorn7]

Seriously Godz40, HF needs to put you on staff and pay you a big salary like they do Dionysus, NB Horn7, Jayakris & Bevo Beef!

Yes, the large salaries are being paid by a nice Nigerian banker, who has all our back pay in escrow, in his bank. He sends us emails, updating us on how the funds are growing.

We have a vacation home in Bandera, with a hot tub. The filters though, keep clogging from all the ink, that gets in them from Dion's cheap tattoos. We can't get LHN, or much of any kind of sports on cable, because of all the blackouts that plague the Bandera area. I think Jayakris, may have moved there, because we haven't seen much of him lately.

The best amenity is the free lifetime membership to Vol Horn's "Executive Ranch and Bordello." Ever since he contacted "sneck" and employed all those international beauties, that place has really gone up in quality entertainment. Membership does have it's privileges there.

Keeping all you knuckleheads in line and providing this beautiful site is hard work. We need proper compensation for this and now you know some of the perks we receive. I can't tell you everything about our secret society though. I'm sworn to secrecy about them. Maybe one day the History channel will reveal them, like the secret ways of the Masons and The Knights Templar.