I've Never Eaten a S'mores

[LonghornCatholic]

.....never watched 'Sex in the City'.
.....never line danced.
.....never been to Vegas.
.....never slept in a tent.

What are 5 things you've never done?

 

[Dionysus]

heroin
triplets
liver + onions
enjoyed fishing
recalled that night at hippie hollow

 

[biganakhanhda]

Heroin
Cocaine
Meth
Bath Salt
Attended TX/OU game in person....

 

[biganakhanhda]

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[l00p]

Maybe I like fishing too?! Sorry, just being jelly.

 

[Texanne]

I've never ...

Done illegal drugs of any kind.
Had a baby.
Seen Titanic or any of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Been to NYC.
Had sex with Ryan Lochte

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[l00p]

I've never...

gone deep sea fishing

driven over 105 mph

had a one night stand

gotten a speeding or moving violation ticket

eaten escargot

 

[Horn87]

Never been camping or slept in a tent??? what kind of childhood did you have? not a big fan of fishing either, but would sit down hunting all day and enjoy it, even if I didn't get to shoot anything...

 

[georgecostanza]

I've never....
...had sex. period. (I'm 20, so I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing)
...asked a girl out on a date. I've had girls ask me out though.
...made a satisfactory batch of french fries.
...taken piano lessons, even though I really want to.
...changed my own oil.

 

[Larry T. Spider]

Maybe texanne will get high in NYC and get knocked up by lochte while wathing titanic.

 

[Texanne]

Can't happen. I've gone through "the change".

 

[LonghornCatholic]

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[Larry T. Spider]

His "swimmers" are really good, I bet.

 

[biganakhanhda]

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[l00p]

Well, you kept bending over trying to get, as you put it, "more bait". Minnow, that's all that need be said.

 

[Dionysus]

This thread has taken a disturbing turn.

 

[WorsterMan]

Let me help you with that... get this thread back on track!

Never:

1. joined facebook, linked-in, tweeted or blogged
2. visited the Grand Canyon
3. taken any illegal drugs or smoked pot
4. visited texags.com
5. slept with Denise Richards

 

[georgecostanza]

Worster, if you ever do get a chance to fulfill number 5, then you fulfill 3 as well. Surely, there will be some remnants of Charlie Sheen left behind.

 

[WorsterMan]

Thanks George... THAT, is a risk I am willing to take!!

 

[bedhead]

1) asked a man out
2)eaten an olive
3) been to New York
4) smoke weed, or taken any drugs like that
5) parachuted or bungee jumped

 

[beaVo]

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[hooklahoma]

S'mores blow ***!



I live by the motto of try everything once so I've experienced many things ive found revolting and unexpectedly exciting.

And no, ******** I havent blown a dude, not because im a homophobe, but because i know i would be bad at it, that and im married.

 

[l00p]

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[hooklahoma]

sorry, i stole that line from louis ck

 

[l00p]

 

[Crockett]

1.) Seen anything resembling a six pack on my abdomen
2.) Made a college grade lower than C.
3.) Been elected to public office, though I ran for school board once.
4.) Bought any marijuana or illegal drug (hey I did inhale at some parties at UT)
5. Been in a Ferrari.

 

[darius]

Things I haven't done, but want to:
Go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras
Visit Alaska and Hawaii
Climb one or more of the world's Seven Summits
Scuba-dive
Attend a SuperBowl
Learn Spanish
Learn to cook well
Take ballroom dancing lessons

Things I haven't done, and I'm okay with that:
Slept with someone I didn't love
Taken drugs
Smoked
Been arrested
Punched someone (or been punched)
Sky-dived or bungee-jumped

I know, I know...If I do # 1 on my "to do" list, then I'll probably do at least three on the other list. But, I don't care what you say...I'm not bungee jumping in New Orleans.