it is SOOOO aggravating...

[beaVo]

when you're workin & in a groove... you grab the stapler...


and it's empty.

 

[dxspaz]

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

 

[uisge beatha]

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

 

[smwhorn]

i become aggravated when the stapler accidently adjusts and causes the staples ends to staple outward and away from eachother rather than inward and toward eachother.

 

[beaVo]

what kinda fancy stapler do you have that automatically adjusts?

and i gotta get me one of them red staplers like milton had.

 

[accuratehorn]

Have you considered selling magazines door to door?

 

[beaVo]

i don't' know... what're the hours?