Interesting email from Jayhawk homers

[KC-97HORN]

one downside to living in this city is the proliferation of douchbaggery that results from KU doing anything that even resembles a decent run.

Although I am sure this town is acting much like Austin did before the ’06 Rose Bowl.

Anyway, got this email from 2 of the largest KU homers I have known in my 11 years in this god-forsaken town:
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Our Father, who art in Lawrence,
Hallowed be thy Game.
Thy tourney come,
Thy championship will be done,
In San Antonio as it is in Allen Field House.
Give us this day our deserved victories.
And forgive us our turnovers,
As we forgive Roy who double-crossed against us.
And lead us not into defeat,
But deliver us from East Coast bias,
For Kansas is the basketball kingdom,
And the tradition,
And the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen.

 

[Bob in Houston]

This is why good writing should be left to the professionals.

 

[blonthang]

Has me recalling the ESPN spot with the Celtics:

"The Parque Posse"

"The Three Basketeers"

"Barrage a Troi - ....that's French"

"The Three Amigos -- ....... HOOH!"

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"The Boston Three Party"

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[HousHorn09]

Well, I guess we'll see in roughly 8 hours just how homer they can be.

 

[KC-97HORN]

So I got really bored and decided to do what would have been a pre-Rose Bowl version for us....



Our Father, who art in VY
Hallowed be thy Game,
Thy Rose Bowl Come,
Thy MNC be done,
In Pasadena as it is in Austin.
Give us this day our daily victory.
And forgive us our interceptions,
As we forgive those who intercepted us.
And lead us not into defeat,
But deliver us from ESPN bias,
For Texas is the Kingdom,
The college power,
In immortal glory
For ever and ever
Amen

 

[FWHORN]

You are all going to hell.

 

[Statalyzer]

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[general35]

i think the jayhawk football run is more impressive. considering they went from doormat to bcs bowl champions. kansas is in the running for final 4 every year.