I'm watching movies all day

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halsteadfrost

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But not very good ones...

So far today I've watched:
Kindergarten Cop
Dirty Dancing
Slam Dunk Earnest
Tales of the Rat Fink
License to Drive

and now I've started Bio Dome.
 
I don't know where to start and I don't feel sorry for you either. You are getting what you deserve. All you had to do was post a thread here asking fo suggestions but no. Instead you went and cleaned out Wal Mart of their 2 dollar movie bin.
 
Actually all the movies were on various movie channels for some reason. I had this hope that I could keep jumping from crappy movie to crappy movie all day long, but alas I ran out of crappy movies. (BTW The Rat Fink doc wasn't crappy, and I might argue that Dirty Dancing isn't either, but unfortunately Slam Dunk Earnest is what it is...)

Now, though, I've switched to DVDs and am about to watch another doc. This one is called 'League of Ordinary Gentleman'

After that I'm thinking Die Hard 2.
 
Wait, is this a cry for help? Has someone held you hostage in your house and this is your code to get someone's attention?? Surely no one purposely watches all of those movies in one day.
 
For those who don't know, League of Ordinary Gentleman, is a doc on the PBA. It wasn't very good, though. Unless you reallllly love bowling, reallly love documentaries, or are trying to watch an assload of mediocre movies in one day I'd skip it.

For those interested I'm watching the second half of the championship game right now, then I'll start in on DH2. That is unless something better pops up on one of the movie channels.

Also for those interested I'm getting inebriated during the last part of this whole ordeal, but the first half was completed sober in every capacity.

Also if I was a funnier person I'd write humorous reviews of all the movies I've watched, but alas I'm not. So you will all just have to guess how much I did or didn't enjoy all these fine films I've watched today.

UPDATE: I thought the game was basically over and switched on the last half of Ghost. I just switched back over and saw that Kansas had apparenlty tied the game and they're now in OT. I'm not sure but I think they might take my man license away for that.

Speaking of Ghost. If you're a ghost like Patrick Swayze, i.e. you can't fly, and you need to get somewhere How do you get around? Can you run the whole way without getting tired? I mean your body and organs aren't actually doing anything, thus you should be able to sprint everywhere without getting tired right? Or does he just hop in a cab and hope it's going the right way?
 
So let me get this straight...you stopped watching a classic basketball championship game in order to watch Swayze movies. And, no, not Swayze movies like Roadhouse or Point Break but Swayze movies like Dirty Dancing and Ghost. So yes, take out your man card, place it on the table and with your finest caligraphy pen please add a "W" and an "O" in front of it.
 
In my defense I don't actually care about college basketball all that much, and I hate watching the ends of games. But I guess thats really no excuse to catch the end of Ghost.

Really the only reason I watched it was because I've been wanting to see some Swayze in his prime (since I found out about the cancer) and Road House wasn't on any of the movie channels.

So now I just finished watching Die Hard 2. That ending was a lot better than I remembered (You know where he blew up the thing with the trail of stuff - spoiler free). But now I must go to bed. Watching all or most of 9 mediocre movies really took it out me. Alas tomorrow I must do something worthwhile
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Incase anyone is interested here's how I rank the films I saw today (from ok to worst) along with a two word review:

Die Hard II - Explosive Ending
License to Drive - Drunk Graham!
Dirty Dancing - Jerry Orbach
Ghost - Cool Demons
Tales of the Rat Fink - Cool Cars
Kindergarten Cop - Penis Vagina
League of Ordinary Gentlemen - Boring Bowling
Bio-Dome - Safety Dance!
Slam Dunk Earnest - Kareem, seriously?


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