I'm the dummest person I know.

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smwhorn

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I am at work. I just picked up my office telephone receiver as I wanted to call my wife on her cell phone. I instead dialed my OWN cell number. My cell phone was sitting on my desk. It started to ring. Still thinking I was trying to call my wife, I ANSWERED MY OWN PHONE CALL TO MY CELL PHONE -- "Hello," I said TO MYSELF.

At least it is Friday.
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Good job. I once walked into a mirrored wall and said, "excuse me" to myself... then again, I was 14 and drunk... so I don't feel so bad about it. If I was you though... I'd worry.

Keep up the good work. How did it feel to hang up on yourself?
 
dont feel so bad. so i have a key for my backdoor and a key for my front door. thing is that they pretty much look the same and i'm too lazy to buy little identifier things. anyway, i figured that if i have them on my key chain, i might as well have some way to differentiate them. so i thought, "they should probably be as far away from each other as possible on the key chain" i only have like 5 keys but tons of those little membership key chain things (cvs, men's warehouse, best buy, etc) so in my infinite wisdom, i thought i put the keys as far away as possible from each other. turns out they are side by side since afterall, it is circular. d'oh! worst part is that it took me a couple months to figure it out . . .
 
I'm just glad I didn't respond after I said "hello" TO MYSELF ! ! ! !
 
I once spent 5 mins looking for my phone in my car, while I was talking on it to a friend. I got half way through, "Dude. I am freaking out. I can't find my phhh.....DAMMIT!" before I figured it out.
 
On a surf trip once, we locked our keys in our car on the beach in Michoacan. We hiked 4 hours to the highway, caught a ride up to Tecoman to buy a slim jim to unlock it. We got back late that night and found that the hatchback was unlocked. Now that's dum.
 
I spit in my own face once. I was driving down the road and hocked up a loogie. Just as I spit out the window a big gust of wind blew it back right into my forehead. It was pretty nasty, but I had to laugh.
 
Macktripper;

I've heard "so what do you have to say for yourself" before.

I have NOT heard "so what do you have to say TO yourself."
 
When I was in the 8th grade I got glasses for the first time.

One day I couldn't find my glasses. I looked and looked. I found them after I passed by a mirror and saw that I was wearing them. It's not that they were just on my head -- I was literally wearing them and looking through them.
 
I'm always trying to put on my clip-on sunglasses when I'm not wearing my actual glasses. Keep poking myself in the eye.
 
Last year i took apart my little boys humidifier and was messing with it for an hour because it didnt work.
before i realized IT WAS UNPLUGGED!
 
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