IHOP on first street.

[scally]

why won't they let me order the funny face pancakes? i know i'm not 12 or younger, but dammit, i want those funny face pancakes.

 

[Will Monk]

You could always loiter around an elementary school for a few weeks until you find a suitable child to abduct.

Step 2, take said child to IHOP. Have him or her order funny face pancakes.

Step 3, while the waitress is not looking, switch your Harvest Grain and Nut pancakes for the abducted child's funny face ones.

Step 4, eat and enjoy.

Usually works for me.

 

[Will Monk]

Either that, or date a very youthful looking 18 year old former (or current) gymnast/cheerleader, who is also obviously anorexic and undernourished. These females can be found at olympic training facilities, high schools, and modeling agencies.

Take her to IHOP and have her order the funny face pancakes.

Your server will think either or two things:

1. She is your kid sister and/or daughter, therefore probably 12 or under.
2. Get that woman some food, damn it. If she wants funny faces, it is funny faces she shall have.

Then just follow steps 3 and 4.

 

[I believe]

I thought it was Denny's that faced the discrimination suit.