If you're not completely appalled...

[7 Iron]

...by our Country's lack of preparation for the coming Monkey Apocalypse, then you're not paying attention.

Or you haven't seen the compelling documentary "Rise of the Planet of the Apes." I saw it last night and it is terrifying. The city of San Fransisco was utterly unprepared and the apes easily defeated them. IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS COULD HAPPEN IN YOUR CITY YOU ARE FOOLISH.

Watch this, then contact your Congressman and tell them to take this seriously.

 

[Son of a Son]

I belive "uphauled" is the proper turn...dude.

 

[7 Iron]

 

[Clean]

Damn, all this time I've been preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse, now you tell me it's going to be an Ape Apocalypse. Oh well, Apes or Zombies,the preparation is the same; big guns, lots of ammo. I'm ready and my trigger finger is kinna itchy.