If you were stung by jellyfish

[Crockett]

which Hollywood leading lady would you want to pee on you?http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2012/05/nicole-kidman-pees-on-zac-efron-in-the-paperboy.html
I think I'd go with Sandra Bullock, wholesome, attractive and I could picture her in my mind wearig a nurse's uniform ... making the experience a little less humiliating.

 

[bevo barry]

Sandra Bullock???

Give me Christina Hendricks or Jessica Chastain for that particular form of healing.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Lindsay Lohan. The medley of drugs in her system would sooth the pain.

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

Oprah. She would get the job done.

 

[l00p]

Sandra Bullock is a fetching and strapping man and likely to pee on you standing up.

For me, Scarlett Johansen.

 

[chango]

I call Mila Kunis

 

[l00p]

Good luck. I tried but this TRO they gave me says I cannot any longer.

 

[Texanne]

OK, you guys are just gross.

 

[Burnt Orangeman]

Of all the stings, on all the beaches, in all the world, she whizzes onto mine.

Spray it once, for old times sake.

I'm afraid I'm a little rusty on it, but I'll try.

You must remember this
A piss is still a piss...

 

[Longhorny630]

R Kelly

 

[Statalyzer]

Not sure if serious....

 

[l00p]

oh, he's serious

 

[biganakhanhda]

OMG l00p I've not seen that since I was in college. That **** was funny then and even now.

I too would have Mila Kunis spray me. You feel me Chango?

 

[buckhorn]

Scar Jo is a good choice, but she doesn't seem real coordinated, so a goodly amount of the stream might miss the mark. For that reason, while I'm still willing to give ScarJo her shot, as they say, would also call on Halle Barry, Monica Belluci, and Paz Vega. One of those showers with four heads.

I would also like to preface this by saying the oceanic offender would not be a Box Jelly.

 

[chango]

oh, I missed the whole 'If you were stung by a jellyfish" part.

 

[l00p]

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[RomaVicta]

Bravo, chango!

 

[Dionysus]

Do we really need to bring sea creatures into this anyway?

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

Megan fox

 

[CanaTigers]

Most of you guys seem to be taking this in a sexual direction. Not really something that turns me on and especially if I had just been stung by a jellyfish. Therefore I would lean toward Courtney Love, I think there would be some definite pain killing properties in that.

 

[beaVo]

Zooey Deschanel (or however ya spell it)
could do just about anything to me

 

[Texanne]

For the record, you should pour vinegar on jellyfish stings. The myth of urine for jellyfish stings was propagated on the television show "Friends."

So now I know which of you guys watched "Friends."

 

[RomaVicta]

Thanks for the reminder. LISA KUDROW!!!!!

 

[Crockett]

Texanne -- thie first I remember of reading about emptying bladders to counteract jellyfish stings was in reading about Thor Heyerdal (apologize for whatever spelling error that entails) and the Kon Tiki cross ocean raft trip. Again, what brought the topic to mind lately was the recent movie with Kidman and Efron.

 

[beaVo]

also, for the record, "jellyfish" was one of the most underrated bands of the last 20 years.

 

[treball]

Nina Harrley

 

[UTChE96]

I go with Kristen Bell. She looks clean and pH balanced.

 

[SunBurntOrange]

Jennifer Lawrence and Minka Kelly......cuz with any luck I will get stung twice.