If I did have a tumor . . .

[softlynow]

I would name it Marla.

 

[HenryGandorf]

because they give ****** basement apartments letters instead of numbers.

 

[mdmost]

In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

 

[Hayden_Horn]

marla - the big tourist. her lie reflected my lie. and suddenly, i felt nothing. i couldn't cry. so, once again, I could not sleep.

 

[Macanudo]

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

 

[JohnnyBlaze]

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

 

[SA_Town_Horn]

I am Jack's cold sweat

 

[rtchorn]

Self-improvement is masterbation... Now self-destruction...

 

[buffsoldier]

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

 

[HornsOverIthaca]

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!

 

[jhug]

How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

 

[lowery21]

Slide

 

[djimaplon]

I want ascending bowel cancer.

 

[TexasGus]

**** martha stewart

 

[SA_Town_Horn]

I'd fight Gandhi

 

[UT Spring Branch]

It isn't a TUMA

 

[Tyler Durden]

wrong movie

 

[evil horn]

now a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the *** or the crotch?

 

[numbereleven]

Bob had ***** tits.

 

[CenTex Horn]

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