I want to hit a terrorist in his face.....

I usually envision using something like a sledge hammer or baseball bat. I broke my hand in a fight years ago, and the knuckle at the base of my pinky was halfway to my wrist.
 
Boxer's fracture, fifth metatarsel I think, don't remember. Let's just take some terrorists down to Nugent's ranch in Crawford and have a little hunt.
Take twelve, have the hunt, send the two who survive back to Yemen or wherever to report ,
They spend too much time plotting in big cities. They need to get some experience with some rural Americans in Northern Bama, NW Ark, SE Okla, Central Texas. Did I mention anywhere in Tenn>?
 
Yeah, I'd like to see terrorists try an attack on Houston or the refineries. If they weren't shot and robbed while traversing East Houston, they'd be lucky to do much damage before Bubba and Jim Bob found a great excuse to try out their new 7mm WSM handloads ("You reckon a hunnert-sixty-two'd take down a terrerst?" "I dunno, you thinkin' to use a spire point or one'a them fancy Interbonds? It's all in the expandin'."
 

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