I miss Phil Hartman.

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"I have chunks like guys of you in my stool!"
 
"This is something...This is nothing...This is something..."

Hilarious.

It was so f'n sad when SNL paid tribute to him during the 25 year anniversary special back in 2000 or whatever. A couple of the cast members speaking before the Hartman clips were obviously about to cry.

He also helped pen "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure," which is so underrated I don't know where to begin.
 
My favorite SNL performer of all time. He could play the straight man, be the glue guy that made a mediocre skit much better than it should have been, & could absolutely kill with the good stuff. He always delivered.
 
I have this thought a couple of times a year. When I heard on the radio he'd been murdered by his wife, it felt personal.
 
Hutz: And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case.
Judge: Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants?
Hutz: DAAAA!! I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Hutz: Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
Judge: You mean the lawyer?
Hutz: Right.
 
"Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor DAMN!!!

I agree with the poster who said he was his favorite SNL cast member of all time. Mine as well.
 
Hutz is undoubtedly my favorite minor character on the Simpsons.
Hutz: I didn't win. Here's your pizza.
Marge: But we did win.
Hutz: That's okay. The box is empty.


Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
Homer: We pay eight dollars for the night, and you can take two popsicles out of the freezer.
Hutz: Three.
Homer: Two.
Hutz: OK, two. And I get to keep this old bird cage.
Homer: Done!
Hutz: [proudly] Still got it.
 
Terrible loss. He was one of my favorite SNL players as well.

A lesser known bit, for your enjoyment:

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He was terrific in News Radio. He held the show together ... as is painfully obvious when he was replaced by Jon Lovitz in the last season...
 
One of the funniest comics of the last 30 years.

Imagine him doing a skit on Senator Craig? I'm pissing myself thinking about it, pun intended.
 
Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpons claims she forgot she was carrying the bottle of delicious...bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors...so tempting...what's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial....EXCUSE ME (leaves).
 
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