'I lost Ed Truck'

[merkwurdichliebe]

I lost Ed Truck, and it feels like somebody took my heart, and dropped it int of a bucket of boiling tears. And at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone, and I am crying, and nobody can hear me, because I am terribly, terribly... terribly alone.

 

[ProdigalHorn]

One time, when I was on safari... in Africa..., my uncle Mufasa died, and it was a really emotional experience for everyone in the audience... of what was happening.

 

[UnBiased Horn]

Pam giving the Million Dollar Baby story and Ryan with the Lion King was pretty funny. Kevin blowing it with the Weekend at Bernie's was even better.

 

[JikabaJikaba]

are we limited to one episode?

"And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you."

 

[HornOnTheBayou]

"I wake up every morning in a bed that’s too small, drive my daughter to a school that’s too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on pretzel day? Well, I like pretzel day."

 

[JohnnyM]

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCYYYYYYY