I just got a new cubical neighbor

[UTIceberg]

He got here about an hour an a half ago. His cell phone ring? The aggy war hymn.

Sounds like he's someone I can't wait to get to know...

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

Welcome to Hell. Population: You.

 

[capitalcity]

Borrow his stapler. Permanently.

 

[Handler XIII]

nah, put his stapler in some jello

 

[Beau Vine]

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[AustinTejasFan]

Tape down the receiver button on his desk phone so it will keep ringing when he tries to answer it.

 

[Orange&White]

shiv that aggy and give him a stuffed collie.

 

[Macanudo]

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[HornGrandioso]

Sucks.

 

[Dionysus]

Tell him he can play his music at a reasonable volume.

 

[jmatt]

Wait until he leaves his phone unattended, then remove the stupid aggy song and replace it with the aggies rivals fight song.

Of course, I don't know where to get the Texas Tech fight song....

 

[tropheus]

put an old school mickey mouse club tune on yours.

 

[NCAAFBALLROX]

I predict a coke throwing thread in about 2 weeks.

What kind of work do y'all do? That way some of us might know job specific ways to **** with him.

 

[wherzwaldo]

The correct answer is, when he's not around, change his ring tone to the Shirley Q. Liquor version of the war hymn.

 

[UTIceberg]

Yeah, I thought about the cell-phone-in-the-ceiling-tiles-Andy-Bernard move. By calling from any phone in the office, the same main # comes up so this would work to perfection.

We are an engineering firm. If anyone has a good prank related to this line of work, it would be much appriciated.

 

[Orange&White]

There should be plenty of jokes available regarding a new aggy employee at an engineering company.

 

[accuratehorn]

Shirley Q. Liquor version must be piped in through secret hidden speaker somewhere above his cube. It's the right thing to do.

 

[EternalHorn]

Carry a goalpost up to his cube on Monday morning. Make sure you're wearing a GAP t-shirt.

 

[Statalyzer]

At an engineering firm there has to be some sort of software guru who can change the default boot-up sound so that it plays the entire SQL version of the war hymn instead.

 

[Uncle Rico]

get a new job

 

[RyanUTAustin]

What a jerk to not put his phone on silent...

 

[texashorne]

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