I just bought this crazy thing

[bozo_casanova]

This is a 60 inch Zero Turn riding mower with a 31HP Kawasaki V-Twin. It goes 12MPH fwd and 5 MPH in rev. I could mod it to go much faster (F-Car gang style) but won't, because that's the load shock the belts and spindles can handle with the blades down- meaning I can cut the grass at 12 MPH. It's also got a quick connect outlet on the deck with a sort of sprinkler on the underside, to prevent rust and buildup of wet cut grass.
And a roll bar.

All your landscape are belong to us.

 

[RoundRobin]

How long until you can buy your telescope?

RR

 

[Anastasis]

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[getBent()]

What, no fuzzy dice?

 

[bozo_casanova]

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[NCAAFBALLROX]

How many cup holders?

& Is the pressure kill switch so sensitive that if you blast a fart you'll turn off the engine?

 

[madscientist]

are you george jetson?

 

[CaptainEd]

now the soles on your vans won't get green. seriously, though, cupholder? i saw a bunch of mowers at home depot yesterday and was impressed by their beer carrying capabilities.

 

[bozo_casanova]

Oh, hell yeah, giant fuckiing cup holder.

 

[El Sapo]

I think your new mower is going to fight Optimus Prime in the next movie.

 

[uisge beatha]

So, how many acres are you mowing with that thing? The size of my yard, the sweat would just be forming when I finished mowing.

I had a couple of coworkers who had those. they used to compete on what patterns they could make in the yard. One time concentric circles, then checkerboard, then striping, etc.

 

[Rip76]

"now the soles on your vans won't get green."

good god, I've never heard a more true statement on Hornfans.

 

[SMDhorn]

sweet ride.

 

[accuratehorn]

Doesn't that color clash with your pink polo?

 

[Gardner Barnes]

At my old house, we had small yards. 150X100 or so. I swear this dude down the street would pull out a riding lawnmower to mow once a week.

Made me laugh every time I saw him.

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

It needs Truck Nutz

 

[madscientist]

also great for getting to the bar when the wife hides your car keys from you.

 

[hitbyatrain]

hi

i very much enjoyed this

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[The Dog]

I hope you have a lot of land. that thing costs as much as a small car.

 

[Uninformed]

I thought you lived in NY.

 

[naijahorn]

Don't know why but I always got the impression that b_c was well to do.

 

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