'I don't want no damn Fop'...

[BigWill]

...I'm a Dapper Dan Man"

 

[wolfman]

Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.

 

[longtex]

Then:

In reply to:

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[accuratehorn]

...the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism...

 

[mr. sunshine]

Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi's a little more hard-nosed.

 

[YoLaDu]

i think i appreicate and like the quotes as stand alone snippets more than i do the movie as a whole.

Good stuff.

 

[trueut2003]

Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains currently unaffiliated.

 

[SyracuseHorn]

Them Sirens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a h-h-horny toad.

 

[Natron]

I'm, votin' fer your's truly
Well...I'm votin' for your's truly TOO
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..
Delmar: "I'm with you fellers"

 

[GarCiaRia]

Is you is or is you ain't my constitency?

You boys play negro songs?

 

[MaduroUTMB]

In reply to:

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[Horndale]

"Damn, we're in a tight spot!"

 

[14tokihorn]

r-u-n-n o-f-t

 

[soonerinatlanta]

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere.

 

[Horndale]

I am the only daddy you got! I'm the damn paterfamilias!

 

[longtex]

Now, if yer talken 'bout our rivals from up north a ways, we might wanta describe their half-assed, half-hatted mentor as

"tall, red, scaly; has a bifurcated tail, and carries a hay fork."

An' if ya caught sight o' where they live, wellsir, I believe ya might be moved to point out:

"We run across a whole gopher village."

 

[the Saint]

Oh, George... not the livestock.

 

[bigbend1812]

BigWill, I can't sign on this board without laughing at this thread title. Everytime. I keep picturing Clooney's hair all a mess.