I don't know why they call this stuff...

[Basketball Jones]

Hambuger Helper. It does just fine by itself

 

[SunBurntOrange]

Yeah.....but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

 

[lhb98]

You're the gourmet here, Eddie.

 

[CenTex Horn]

-REAL tomato ketchup, Eddie?
-Oh yeah, nothin' but the best!

 

[RomaVicta]

Bet you could use a cold one about now.

 

[SigPi_Horn]

If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be as surprised as I am right now.

 

[PFD]

And be sure to get yourself somethin' reallly nice...

 

[beaVo]

how do you USE a magazine?

 

[Crockett]

"You got asteroids?"
"No, but dad does. Can't even stand to sit on the toilet some days."