I could never be an olympic diver

[tbone]

because

a: I'm not down with the micro speedo

b: I make a big splash

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

I like my retinas as well
The Link

well I wouldn't want to be a chinese diver

 

[K-Man]

At Barton Springs you get extra points for goofiness and originality. In the Olympics you don't.

 

[accuratehorn]

At long last, a post that is worth more without pictures.