i cant even be 1/100th the badass this guy is...

[KC-97HORN]

Only the hiker out in Utah who amputated his own arm could claim to be more of a badass than this guy...

a SELF tracheotomy performed....

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Wilder said he didn't call 911 because he didn't think help would arrive in time. So, the 55-year-old says, he got a steak knife from the kitchen and made a small hole in his throat, allowing air to gush in.

 

[dalhorn1]

talk about a coincidence, living in Omaha (home of the steaks, ergo, the handy steak knife). Imagine if this guy were to have been living in Viet Nam. Well, I guess he could use the chopsticks to POKE a hole in his throat.

But, he's a badass nonetheless.

 

[Bookman]

When my grandfather had skin cancer, he took his pocket knife and cut it from his arm.