I am drowning in beer...

[HornGrad'01]

Since the construction of my kegerator, I have absolutely no sense of portion control...

...and it just might be the greatest way to go

I highly recommend death by beer drowning to anyone on the fence...

[Drunk emoticon that is not available]

 

[Mistadobalina]

Bought one of those my sophmore year in college.
Oddly enough, there's an inverse relationship b/t kegerator usage and grades.

 

[accuratehorn]

Believe it or not, my high school best friend's dad constructed a beer garden complete with kegerator and allowed the guys to hang out there. He believed we would get in less trouble in his back yard than running around Galveston in cars drinking.
Today he would be put in jail or sued I suppose, but he was right.
We did go fishing in his goldfish pond a few times, but other than that...not too out of hand.

 

[Seamus McBundy]

Any keepers?

 

[Bevo Incognito]

Horngrad01, you sir, are my hero.