How to hold a Press Conference?

[LoudHorn]

For you experts, what is the process for making a press conference happen? How does the press know to show up?

 

[Horn-N-LA]

You call and beg them to show up. Or tell them if they come to your event, they will see Jessica Simpson in a string bikini.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

If you're famous/important, they'll show up.
If I call a press conference, my mom might show up.

 

[OldHippie]

Offer food.

 

[BigWill]

food. Call it a "media luncheon" and the cheap *** reporters will all be there.

 

[4th&5]

"You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?"

 

[Texanne]

For $1,000 I'll arrange the entire thing for you.

 

[l00p]

For $999 I will do it for you AND I will provide Little Debbie snack cakes as well as eye patches. This way you know that Dennis Franchione and Mike Leach will be in attendance. Their presence will then get some reporters to attend. Wait, I don't want to give away all of my secrets for press conferences.

 

[accuratehorn]

For $998, I will provide Cheez Whiz, Ritz crackers, and no less than three hostesses from Denny's, IHOP and The Olive Garden who will say they all thought you were the only one, guaranteeing more press coverage than my competitors weak efforts.

 

[kgp]

For $997 I will get some chick-fil-a, 6 tri delts, and I'll let you know what accuratehorn has that he is trying to pass off as cheez-whiz.