How do you recruit

[97chh36]

a new member to this site? There is a young girl(19yo) being brutalized on another web site, and I think she would fit perfectly here. So how do u do it?

 

[atxbomber]

Well first you need the blood of a virgin and some eye of newt...

 

[rickysrun]

Pardon my friend above, he's kinda stupid. It's the eye of a virgin and the blood of a newt.

 

[LoudHorn]

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[atxbomber]

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[Burnt Orangeman]

It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key.

Take for example the Thermos. It keeps your soup and coffee hot.
But it also keeps your lemonade cold without fail.

How do it know?

 

[Oakhill Horn]

I think the first thing to do is to see if you can get in touch with her father. See if you can get a feel for his motivation$. Once you've done that, you have to start sending text messages to some of the 5000+ posters on the board and see if you can get any of them to match her dad's demands. I've also heard that you might be able to get her a cush job at an automobile dealership in town. Just make she she at least shows up to the place when she closcks in and out. Might be able to get her a sweet deal on a "gently used" Lexus, as well.

I don't know much about this recruit, though. How do her forearms look?

 

[blonthang]

She must first pass a written test:

Define the following words:

1. idoit -
2. uphauling -
3. focusness -
4. aggy -
5. sand aggy -
6. Bible aggy -
7. wheat aggy -

Answer the following questions:

8. Explain the Burnt Orange Media Conspiracy (BOMC) and how it conflicts with ESPiN propaganda.

9. How many sand aggys does it take to spell Tceh correctly?

10. Assume you are a 19-year old hottie, an aggy coed, and are walking across the Quadrangle. You hear what appears to be "baaaa - baaaa", look around and see 5 corps turds hanging around and admiring a ewe.

You should - a) ignore them, b) be thankful they don't see you, c) run, d) all of the above.

True or False:

11. Bob Stoops kills puppies and eats their brains with fava beans and a nice chianti, ...fffffttttt.

12. Big Red is a term that can refer to either of the Bugeaters of Lincoln, or a Lincoln car dealer in Norman.

Good luck!!

Hook 'em.

 

[South Austin]

Are you sure she's 19?

 

[BurntOrangeOnly]

blonthang wins! Nicely done.

 

[accuratehorn]

Impress her with our knowledgable posters, who can tell her what Jim Rome said about aggy in 12 different languages, quote whole sections of Airplane, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Animal House verbatim, all the while correcting her spelling, grammar and punctuation errors quite skillfully.
That should do it.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

The big question is can she eat ice cream like Mira Sorvino.

 

[jamesmaner]

What does she look like?

 

[l00p]

She's a man, man.