since remakes is mostly what Hollywood is doing these days
Bick Benedict: Matt Damon
Leslie Benedict: Amy Adams
Jett Rink: Shia LaBeouf
Uncle Bawley: Jeff Bridges
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Leslie Benedict: Money isn't everything, Jett.
Jett Rink: Not when you've got it.
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Bick Benedict: Just remember, one of these days, that bourbon's gonna kill you.
Uncle Bawley: Okay, it'll be me or it. One of us has gotta go.
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Jett Rink: Everybody thought I had a duster. Y'all thought ol' Spindletop and Burkburnett was all the oil there was, didn't ya? Well, I'm here to tell you that it ain't, boy! It's here, and there ain't a dang thing you gonna do about it! My well came in big, so big, Bick and there's more down there and there's bigger wells. I'm rich, Bick. I'm a rich 'un. I'm a rich boy. Me, I'm gonna have more money than you ever *thought* you could have - you and all the rest of you stinkin' sons of ... Benedicts!
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Uncle Bawley: Bick, you shoulda shot that fella a long time ago. Now he's too rich to kill.
Bick Benedict: Matt Damon
Leslie Benedict: Amy Adams
Jett Rink: Shia LaBeouf
Uncle Bawley: Jeff Bridges
===
Leslie Benedict: Money isn't everything, Jett.
Jett Rink: Not when you've got it.
---
Bick Benedict: Just remember, one of these days, that bourbon's gonna kill you.
Uncle Bawley: Okay, it'll be me or it. One of us has gotta go.
---
Jett Rink: Everybody thought I had a duster. Y'all thought ol' Spindletop and Burkburnett was all the oil there was, didn't ya? Well, I'm here to tell you that it ain't, boy! It's here, and there ain't a dang thing you gonna do about it! My well came in big, so big, Bick and there's more down there and there's bigger wells. I'm rich, Bick. I'm a rich 'un. I'm a rich boy. Me, I'm gonna have more money than you ever *thought* you could have - you and all the rest of you stinkin' sons of ... Benedicts!
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Uncle Bawley: Bick, you shoulda shot that fella a long time ago. Now he's too rich to kill.
