Hello, my name is Cary, and I'm a Hornfanaholic. I recognize some of you, and applaud your courage for being here, and getting help for this addiction. My wife has been "urging" me for years to get help: "Your addicted; you can't stop; every day, hours upon hours."
But I've been in denial, making excuses like, "Its fun," "Its a release for stress," Or "whats wrong with liking Hornfans," "I could be doing a lot worse, you know." Or, cringe, "what if I were a Baylor fan, or god help us, ou fan; or (cringe) aggie fan?" And this has shut her up, because even she can see the horror of a spouse who would follow any of those putrefied programs.
So I was able to move along, getting my regular fixes of Hornfans, enjoying life, until last night, when it all came crashing down.
You see (and I know I'm not alone here, and I appreciate the support) when I went to my Horn cave to sign in last night, the site was DOWN!! Under repair or some such. And when I saw that, I went down; first to my knees, then full fetal on the floor. It must have been a horrific sight for Mrs. Caryhorn. Seeing me laid out like that, as though Cory Redding had Bomared me or something; whimpering, pouting. Shameful. Sort of.
So that was it. I couldn't deny it any longer. And I'm glad I finally came in and admitted that I have a problem, and I have no control, and I need a higher power. Speaking of power, where is the computer room, ah, good, looks like there's one open now. Great hook up, so to speak. Nice!
Go Horns!!!
And by the way OU SUCKS!!
But I've been in denial, making excuses like, "Its fun," "Its a release for stress," Or "whats wrong with liking Hornfans," "I could be doing a lot worse, you know." Or, cringe, "what if I were a Baylor fan, or god help us, ou fan; or (cringe) aggie fan?" And this has shut her up, because even she can see the horror of a spouse who would follow any of those putrefied programs.
So I was able to move along, getting my regular fixes of Hornfans, enjoying life, until last night, when it all came crashing down.
You see (and I know I'm not alone here, and I appreciate the support) when I went to my Horn cave to sign in last night, the site was DOWN!! Under repair or some such. And when I saw that, I went down; first to my knees, then full fetal on the floor. It must have been a horrific sight for Mrs. Caryhorn. Seeing me laid out like that, as though Cory Redding had Bomared me or something; whimpering, pouting. Shameful. Sort of.
So that was it. I couldn't deny it any longer. And I'm glad I finally came in and admitted that I have a problem, and I have no control, and I need a higher power. Speaking of power, where is the computer room, ah, good, looks like there's one open now. Great hook up, so to speak. Nice!
Go Horns!!!
And by the way OU SUCKS!!
