Hey l00p

[pulque]

there's a mamba in your closet...Watch out! He could have moved...

 

[l00p]

I HATE YOU! Hate, hate, hate. I checked the closet and then I came out of the closet. Things seem different now. I am looking for snake.

 

[pulque]

April Fool's! Maybe....

 

[l00p]

I have devised a contraption to keep me hoisted and aloft in my house until I can get somebody to check the house out. I have a friend who is an Aussie that I will get to come over when the sun comes up. All of them can catch snakes, right?!

I have turned the AC as cold as it can go to keep the snake dormant and still. Slow even. This is sort of comfy, actually. My own Mission Impossible.

 

[Uninformed]

You should buy some mongooses.

 

[l00p]

I would buy some Mongoslins but the price on Mongeese went up after the Tsunami and Earthquakes in Japan. You are uninformed on the topic of Mongooseses.

 

[pulque]

Mongeese:Can Afford You To Live Without Them?

 

[Uninformed]

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[NickDanger]

Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.com is where you need to go.

 

[pulque]

Uninformed, what else did the mongoose leave in your pocket?

 

[l00p]

Mongoslins. Mongoosen. Mongoosaloids if born in Oklahoma freakshow.

 

[pulque]

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[l00p]

All of my base that are belong to them?

 

[biganakhanhda]

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[Texanne]

Not that there's anything wrong with it!

 

[Uninformed]

If mongooses are a no go, perhaps a roadrunner may be in order, that is if he isn't too tied up with the Coyote.

 

[pulque]

Road Runners are great for rattler's, but they are scared stiff of Mamba's. Mamba's are faster!

 

[Uninformed]

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[pulque]

Faster, plus they have giant forearms,,,

 

[l00p]

Mamba's are uber-Sooner'ish. They don't burgle your land, they burgle your life.

 

[pulque]

Have you uber-found him yet, l00p. Let me know if you need me to call EMS...