Hello again, all you Wahoo maniacs...

[HuskerNKingwood]

This is Harry Doyle, welcoming all you friends of the feather to another season of Indians baseball.

A lot of new faces in Chief Wahoo's tribe this year, as they prepare to take on the defending American League champs, the New York Yankees, and hopefully we'll have the names that go with those faces before their first at bat.

Anyways, listen to the roar of the crowd as the Indians take the field!

 

[RabidLonghorn]

Just a bit outside.

 

[HuskerNKingwood]

"You mean you want us to lose?"

"No. We've been losing. What I want...is for us to finish dead last."

 

[CenTex Horn]

This guy here is dead!

 

[hookem2003]

"One hit? One God damned hit?"

"You can't say God damned on the air."

"It doesn't matter, no one's listening."

 

[CenTex Horn]

Taylor, what are you doin' back up here?

Ah, couldn't cut it in the Mexican league.

How's your wife and my kids?

 

[HuskerNKingwood]

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[tallgrant]

Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

 

[HuskerNKingwood]

Up Your Butt, Jobu.

 

[CenTex Horn]

You know, you might want to think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

Ah, Jesus....I like him very much. But he no help hit curve ball.

You tryin to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?!?

 

[Art Vandelay]

You may run like Hayes, but you hit like ****.

 

[HuskerNKingwood]

Come on Dorn, get in front of the damn ball! Don't give me this 'Olay' ********!

 

[Texanne]

They got chili dogs over there?

 

[CenTex Horn]

Who's that guy she's with?

I don't know....he's not wearing a name tag.

 

[wolfman]

If hes gonna catch that one he better have a rocket up his ***.

 

[madscientist]

lets see how he reacts.

interesting...

 

[CenTex Horn]

I think you can go get him now.....
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Nice velocity.
Sounded like it
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Looked like a strike anyways

 

[Texanne]

Check.

 

[HuskerNKingwood]

here's to the thrill of defeat, Charlie.

 

[toucan82]

Today's post-game show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.

 

[SouthAfricanHorn]

California Penal.

 

[chichantes]

What's wrong, rookie f*ck-wad can't take a joke?

Real f*ckin' funny *******.

I don't know...can I call you back? I've got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls.

 

[CenTex Horn]

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[The Eyes of Texas]

he's leading the AL in most major categories, including nose hair.

She bet me $200 bucks she had a better body than yours, and i had to defend your honor.

 

[Macanudo]

Hats for bats.

 

[Texanne]

Can I get back to you, Charlie? I gotta talk to a guy about a set of white walls.

 

[HuskerNKingwood]

It's my kind of team, Charlie, it's my kind of team.

 

[DCA_HORN]

Too high? Who gives a crap it's out of here.

 

[HuskerNKingwood]

Let's cut to the crap, Vaughn. I have only one thing to say to you.

STRIKE THIS ************ OUT!

 

[Villeton]

Oh yeah, We've got uniforms and everything.