He distinctly said 'To blaaaaaaaave'

[Statalyzer]

And as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff", so you were probably playing cards, and he cheated...

 

[GemStateJim]

Liaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

AAAS YOOOOUUU WIIIIISH

 

[PFD]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

[wherzwaldo]

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

 

[E Man]

Stop rhyming - I mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?

Daaah!!!

 

[7 Iron]

I AM DA DWED PIWATE WOBOTS!!!!

 

[Son of a Son]

HUMPERDINK!

 

[IRC]

"Why are you smiling?"

"Because I know something you do not know; I am not left handed!"

 

[TexinID]

"Oh, there's something I ought to tell you."
"Tell me."
"I'm not left-handed either. "

 

[beaVo]

"i'm simply gonna have to find me a new giant, that's all!"

 

[rickysrun]

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

 

[71grad]

You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
You seem a decent fellow....I hate to die.

 

[GemStateJim]

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

 

[Statalyzer]

Who are you?
No-one of consequence.
I must know.
Get used to disappointment.
(shrug)

 

[Basketball Jones]

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

 

[Uninformed]

I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

You're that smart?

Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Yes.

Morons.

 

[S.A.Diva]

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

Stop saying that!!

 

[GemStateJim]

My, you've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble some day.

 

[Mesohorny]

I want my father back, you son of a *****.

 

[GemStateJim]

You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard.

How marvelous.