HBO's 'Cathouse'

BigWill

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I haven't had HBO in quite a while.

I'm in a hotel tonight. Cathouse is on.

Those of you that have met me haven't confused me with George Clooney

Having admitted that, I can say with all honesty, that not only would I never pay for any of these women, but there's only a couple that I would take home from a bar if I were really hammered.

They are just plain ugly.
 
Yea, I've heard people say that the prostitutes out there look like movie stars, but if this show is any indication, that is a load of crap. These girls are flat out ugly.
 
I concur with the OP. I have seen maybe 4 or 5 chicks that I would take home from a bar over the couple of seasons I've watched. I thought that Isabella Soprano was pretty much the pick of the litter and about the only one that I might consider hanging out with more than a couple of times. Other than that, there's not much to get worked up over. It did seem that the first season had a generally higher talent quotient, but it still wasn't great.

There are definitely hotter local hookers plying their trade on the interwebs if you are so inclined. There's no need to go all the way out to Nevada chasing skanks.
 
The only two that were relatively attractive were Sunset Thomas who left the show and Isabella Soprano. I read recently that Isabella left the "ranch" and has developed a serious drug problem. So if you were interested in her, you can probably find her on a street corner in Vegas and get a hummer for a pack of smokes and a big mac.

As for the rest of the girls, they're all a bunch of skankensteins!!! By the looks of some they show, I'd say more than a handful either floss with barbed wire or use their mouth as an ash tray.
 
Big Will;

I think you're being rude and insensitive. Fat and ugly whores need love and affection, too. You need to think about their needs.
 
I too remember having a thing for Isabella Soprano. I should have just left it at that. I googled her name - apparently she got seriously into porn after she left the bunny ranch.

She looked like she's been through the ringer. If she looks that bad in the videos/pics, and those were back in 2005, she must look really bad these days.
 

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