Have you ever said anything during a movie?

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Ramathorn

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I hate it usually, but I have sinned.


during X-Men Last stand, when Jean Grey was destroying the house, I blurted out "I hope they paid their homeowner's."


During the last Batman, when Maggie Galeeweekitch kissed Christian Bale I said, not screamed, but it was loud enough "Damn, that girl gets around."



I've heard people say worse, but I feel kind of bad. And if you were in the theater, I apologize.
 
During the Crying Game, just before the "big reveal" I jokingly whispered to my wife "She's gotta have a cock under her skirt".

After the lights came on people directly in front of me gave me that "thanks for ruining the ending for me, ******" scowl. I felt bad...sort of.
 
I just like to clap at the end of a moving or special movie to show my adoration for it.
 
My Father walked out of Empire Strikes Back past the long lines of people who had been waiting outside for hours to see the movie on opening day and promptly yelled to my mother "I Can't believe Darth Vader is Luke's Father"

I think he still feels bad for that one.
 
I was watching The Gift in the theatres and there is the scene where Katie Holmes is messing around with the boss from Office Space. A buddy yellls "Hell Lumberg ****** her". Classic.
 
Way back in the 80's when Ghost Busters came out I took my 80 something Grandma to see it in South Houston. During the movie a kid got a little carried away and leaped up yelling "Get 'em!". As the laughter around the theater increased the kid slunk back into his seat.

Another time when I was about 5 or so, I was with my Dad in a theater watching some sci fi movie. One of the characters captures another, and I ask my Dad, "Is he taking a specimen?" Someone in front of us chortled and my Dad had to explain to me about peeing in a cup for science.
 
The only times I can remember saying something during a movie are:

1. Yelling out "That's it! I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!!" along with the rest of the audience at "Snakes on a Plane."

2. Saying loudly, "I don't want yur life!" along with Dawson in "Varsity Blues." If you remember, this was one of the scenes that they had in the trailer, and Dawson's accent and acting were so bad that it was sheer comedy.
 
Some friends and I went to see one of the Austin Powers sequels. One of the previews was for a Star Trek movie. Right after the preview my friend yelled "YES!!!!!!!!" and the whole theater started laughing. It was pretty damn funny.
 
Back in the old days a bunch of us would get drunk and go to the midnight movies. Dawn of the Dead (the original one)was a cult movie and was usually playing somewhere on a Saturday night. In one scene a guy kills a zombie by burying a screwdriver in his ear. A couple of scenes later the same guy needs a screwdriver and cant find one. My buddy cracked up the theater when he yelled out "hey dumbass, you left it in the fukkin zombies head"
 
Fall of 1990. RTF major at the time and attending a mandatory screening of "Citizen Kane"

The movie is messed up and there is no audio, but the movie is starting.

At the very beginning, there was a scene where a character falls down on screen.

I say very loudly "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

It had not been overused at that time and I got a good laugh.

What I learned from that was that laughter is a hell of a drug and I can see you stand-up comedians do what they do and why so many chase that high with drugs.
 
Black people love to give advice to the characters in the movie. I think it's awesome.

In "Purple Rain," there's a scene where Prince comes home to find his mom has just been hit by his dad (she's got a bloody lip, if I remember right). So Prince storms into the house looking to confront his dad, and he yells, "I'm looking for you!" in a high-pitched voice.

Guy beside me goes, "Boy, you better put some bass in your voice before you go in there!"

Got a huge laugh from the whole theater.

I saw "Boys in the Hood" in Galveston where I was the only white guy in the place. At the end, there's a scene where the kid is walking away from the camera and he starts pouring out his beer onto the ground... I think it was a "40," but I'm not sure. I hear a voice, full of disgust and remorse, say, "Damn! What a waste of a dollar sixty-two!"
 
Beginning of Batman Returns. Paul Reubens plays Mr. Cobblepot (the Penguin's dad). He's on screen for maybe 20 seconds. Dude in front of me does the Pee-Wee laugh.
 
When watching The Sixth Sense at a theater with my wife, I excitedly whisper to her, "I got it. HE'S already DEAD."

Well, it wasn't quiet enough. The 4 people in front of us got pretty pissed...
 
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