Happy Birthday, Mel!

[Texanne]

Mel Brooks is 84 years young today.

Many, many more!

 

[the actor]

how old are you texanne?

 

[IRC]

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[IRC]

P.S.

And yeah, Happy Birthday Mr. Brooks.

I can never think of Mel B without thinking of him doing the standup routine at Caesar's Palace in History of The World Part I.

(He finally got to play the palace!)

 

[Texanne]

*sweetly* the actor, why would you want to know that??

 

[l00p]

Hell yeah! It's his birthday, it's twoo, it's twoo!

 

[accuratehorn]

I have it on good authority that Texanne is younger than Mel Brooks.

 

[YoLaDu]

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!

 

[TNLonghorn]

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[trueut2003]

It's good to be the king.

 

[X-Ray_Horn]

When I saw this on my BlackBerry, it looked like the Subject was "Happy Birthday, Me!," so I'm betting The Actor made the same mistake, thought Texanne was wishing herself a Happy Birthday, hence the question.

 

[Texanne]

Hey, it's not my fault you guys can't read English!

I showed Young Frankenstein in my class last night. Believe it or not, it fit right in with what we had been studying.

 

[accuratehorn]

You teach Abby Normal Psychology 101?

 

[GemStateJim]

No fruit cup for you, the actor.

 

[the actor]

i have this fantasy that texanne is hot and i need to know what age slot to put her in...

 

[GemStateJim]

Texanne, I think we've found your vuvuzela serenade ...

 

[the actor]

depending what decade of life she is in will determine exactly which role in what fantasy i have...

 

[LITNIN HORN]

since it is fantasy...you can select the decade.

 

[TNLonghorn]

Texanne is really Elisha Cuthbert