Happy birthday Clint Eastwood

[Mesohorny]

80 friggin yrs old today and he could still kick most of our butts.

 

[Third Coast]

I know that if he told me to get off his lawn, I would.

 

[BigWill]

nice thread, punk.

 

[Mesohorny]

Go on out and get some air, fatso.

 

[RomaVicta]

Is he 80 or 79? To tell you the truth, in all of this excitement, I've sort of loss track myself.

 

[SmokeEater75]

Blows my mind he's 80 yrs old! I wouldn't screw with him...lol...My fav actor of all-time!

 

[accuratehorn]

I could go on and on about my favorite Clint Eastwood movies, but a poster's got to know his limitations.

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

Posting threads about Clint Eastwood ain't much of a livin', boy.

 

[Alex_de_Large]

Go ahead. Make my birthday.

 

[general35]

How old is he really, I gots to know....

 

[Basketball Jones]

You're gonna look pretty silly with this thread sticking out of your ***

 

[Namewithheld]

God this [Birthday] stuff isn't getting to me - the shootings, the knifings, the beatings. Old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs! Nobody - I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!

In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Well, are you going to post or just stand there whistlin' Dixie?

 

[accuratehorn]

I had to come back.

 

[smwhorn]

if you don't like Clint Eastwood . . .well, then I hope you get shot with a 45 magnum.

 

[Mesohorny]

or a 44 magnum...the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your mouse clean off.

 

[RomaVicta]

.44, .45 whatever it takes.

 

[smwhorn]

oops. good thing i don't type for a living.

 

[Roger35]

Be advised, I'm not mean, nasty and tired, don't eat constantino wire and piss napalm, nor put a round through a flea's *** at 200 meters BUT,,,, I share my birthday with my idol (may 31st) - Clint Eastwood!

 

[WorsterMan]

OP you got to ask yourself a question: do you feel lucky? Well do ya punk!

I bet Mr. Eastwood is feeling pretty lucky hitting 80 - HBD!

 

[Unques prist]

"You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it"

"to hell with them pigrims, buzzards gotta eat, same as worms"

 

[utmck]

pure unadulterated "BAD ***".....