Guess i'm Gonna havta talk to the preacher

14tokihorn

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maybe its this sinister drought, I am not sure, but I find myself missing the 'ol timers'... mostly from my moms side of the family: Texas born and bread, the generation brought up during the '30s, small farming and ranching at the upper end of the Balcones Fault. They've all passed.

By the time I was elementary age, Walls 'Coveralls' were the fishin clothes. I spent an entire summer with an Aunt and Uncle Rady, never believing that the sun, most everyday, would recede far enough into the west so I could get in that '47 Ford pickup and git to the stock tank. The bass were just waiting for me.

Saturday, I casually interjected as 2 Texas Natives solemnly and briefly asked each other about rain. This was in N. Austin, and one of them informed me that the area they were referring to was his land near Salado, not the N. Aus. location that I assumed....

Then he shook his head and said
"I'm gonna have to talk to the preacher, maybe he's not turning in the collection plate".

and that is the specifics of what I miss: the colloquialisms, (if you will) all those tongue in cheek and/or common sense sayings or humorisms from whom I will always know as the salt of the earth.

I laughed so hard I cried.

One other that I recall, after much pondering;

" Handy as a pocket in a shirt"

Got any that you remember? I'd really like to here 'em... of course, DKR wrote the book.
 
I had an old timer say "Fair to Midland"

I guess that's a reference to the Texas town. It was in response to "How're you doing?"
 
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"Fair to Midland"

Only seems that way because in true Texas speak the 'd' is silent.



"That dog don't hunt."
"Slower than molasses."
"Lord willin' and the creek don't rise"












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In describing the way young, flirtatious teenagers avert their eyes when the object of their affection looks at them and they way they have a tendency to look "sideways" at said object, "she was lookin' at him sideways, like a cow looks at a new gate."


Classic, I thought.
 
'The grass is always greener when there ain't no fences'

- this one is dubious, think it's an urbanization / knock off.


'Knock wood / knock my head on wood'.

You guys have some good ones.
 
When talking about something that has already occured (or started to occur) - "that horse has already left the barn"

Look at old Darrell's quotes to get some other good ones!
 
Fair to Midland is not a Texas thing. It's just a case of not understanding the lyrics to the song. Midland makes no sense whereas "middlin" means somewhere around the middle. Halfway between good and bad.
 
I'd have been miserable back in the day because I wouldn't have been able to start and end sentences with dude.

My offering to this thread would be the saying that if someone said said that you whole-heartily agreed with, you could say, "damn skippy".
 
Knew an old WWII vet that loved to tell stories about being "drunker than 9 hundred dollars". Never figured that one out, but it always sounded awesome the way he used it.
 
Oh good lord, I forgot one of the best all-time, and it's a movie quote to boot...Fletcher in The Outlaw Josey Wales says:

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin' "
 
To "tump" as in to spill.

Ex: "I just tumped over my beer."



Also, "That's a fur piece" meaning "it will take you awhile to get there."


And "We howdied but we ain't shook yet," meaning "we said a brief hello but we have not been formally introduced."
 
Not to be politically incorrect, but i've always liked "He was drunker than ten Indians...."

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