Great T-Shirt Ides

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For the OU game.

Front of shirt: "Who's your daddy?

Back of shirt: OU Athletic Director: "We'll go where Texas goes"

Entrepreneurs, have at it!
 
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Front of shirt: "Goonius Sooner"

Back of shirt: OU Athletic Director: "Forget the IDES of March! Beware Oct. 2!"
 
A photo of a longhorn in a pimp outfit, with okie, okie light, baylor, tech, a&m, kansas, kansas state, and mizzou in slut outfits with texas saying 'whos your daddy, now gimme all yo money'. maybe on the back have a&m saying something about s.e.c.eding with texas saying 'is texas gonna have to slap a *****?'
 
How bout a burnt orange shirt with the letters T-E-X-A-S on the front in white. That should say it all.
 
A photo of a longhorn in a pimp outfit, with okie, okie light, baylor, tech, a&m, kansas, kansas state, and mizzou in slut outfits with texas saying 'whos your daddy, now gimme all yo money'. maybe on the back have a&m saying something about s.e.c.eding with texas saying 'is texas gonna have to slap a *****?'



Sounds to Sand Aggie.. I vote for the white tee with the burnt orange TEXAS myself.
 
I just have this thing against wearing any article of clothing with another school's name, mascot, colors or anything. It just seems so... aggsyish.
 
There's more to it than just "We come to bury OU, not to praise them"...

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Friends, OrangeBloods, Texas folk, raise up and cheer;
I come to bury sooner, not to praise him.

The evil that sooner does lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with OU.
The haughty Okies
Hath told you OU is greatness:
This is not so, it is a grievous sham,
And next Saturday, OU will be laid to rest,
Here, under shadows of Dallas and the rest--
For Okies are not honourable men;
But the Longhorns, the noblest of men--
Come I to speak at OU's funeral.

Sooner is not a friend, not to me:
But Sooner sayeth he is ambitious;
And that Sooner is an honourable team.

He hath brought many losees home from Dallas
Whose losses did the fans of OU despise:
Did this in OU seem ambitious?
When that the drunk hath cried, OU hath wept:
Ambition should be made of Texas Pride:
Yet Sooner says he is ambitious;
But Okies are not honourable men.

You all have seen that at the Cotton Bowl
We presented them with many a beating,
Which OU does venhemently deny: is this honour?
Yet OU says to be ambitious;
And, again, they are not honourable men.

I speak not to disprove what Sooner claims,
But here I am to speak what I do know: 57-40-5.

You all do love our Great State, with plenty cause:
What cause withholds you then, to smite the crimson and cream Okies?
O judgment! thou art fled to homerism,
And men have lost their reason.
Bear with me;
OU will lay in the coffin with their 3.
2 beer,
And I must pause till rational thoughts come back to me.


But yesterday the word of Mack Brown might
Have stood against the world; now he prepares to smite the Sooners.

And none so deserving more of this fate than Sooner.

O Texans, if I were disposed to stir
Your hearts and minds to mutiny and rage,
We would do Texas justice, as we chant "OU SUCKS",
Who, you all know, are not honorable men:
I will do them wrong; I rather choose
To wrong the Okies, to wrong that wasteland called Oklahoma and Stoops,
One should receive the blessing of all that is good.

But here's a parchment with the seal of the ancient greats;
I found it in their closet, 'tis their will:
Let but the Texans hear this testament--
Which, pardon me, I do not mean to read--
And they would go and cause Okies wounds
And dip their ladels in their tainted crimson,
Yea, snatch a chinstrap of Sooner for memory,
And, dying, mention it within their wills,
Bequeathing it as a rich legacy
Unto their issue.
 
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