Got a letter from the core folks at A&M

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SpiderAg

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It was one a them letters to weed out the folks that wasent sure if they had what it takes to be a Aggie Soldger.Here's a few thangs they is expectin from us new recrewts. Spider dont now if he can make it in the Aggie Millitary. I'm a skeered.1. Doody on Cammand
These fellas blowed out there colons.

This fella was was the champion doody on cammand soldger

It take a real man to shat his fatigues.

2. Pumpin Broom
This aint no acktivity for you sissy iron pumpers

Spider dont now if he can handle it.
Well, he could probly broom handle it.

3. Look like a total fackin moron
Spider aint worried none about this.

What up with the fella in the blue feathered thangy and the bra?
Now you now why us Ags don’t want no girls in the core.
We was doin jess fine without them.

O Hell! I aint a skeered. I'll be there dammit. I'll be a puttin on my war face and I'll run that dang Aggie Millitary some day.

Gig’em


"I know that people will say that we must win a bowl game and I agree. I would also add that we have been close to winning several of those bowls. We have not been as far away as some might think."
RC Slocumb
 
You can do it Spider. No one said it would be easy, but they can't take cowards in the Corps. You've got to prove you got what it takes to defend the sacred grass.
 
The picture of the guy in camo, trying to look tough, with a saxaphone around his neck is hilarious. I didn't realize a saxaphone was standard issue in the army.

"Egad -- a maniac cutting a swath of destruction! This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibly... Ghost Rider." - Comic Book Guy
 
Is that Damien from "The Omen" with the hat on in the first picture? He looks like one sick and messed up SOB.

These corps pictures the past couple of days sure have made me open up my eyes to the fact that the "Fightin Texas Aggie Corp of Cadets" is way more f*cked up then I could have posibbly ever imagined.
 
without a doubt, one of the funniest threads I've ever read, and I don't say that lightly.

"Doody on Cammand" - abslolutely classic
 
what scares me the most is wondering how spidey scores those pics.....


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"You tryin' to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
 
Maybe spidey really is an ag. I always thought he was joking before. But where do you get those hilarious photos?
The agroids really are comical.
 
That Scary Mean looking guy from the first picture sort of reminds me of the old Pizza Hut "Noid".

"O, R they?"
 
Spider

You gon fite right in at Texas Aggericultural and Mechanical Univerrsity at Bryam/Colleg Slation. I'll point out a few things about those pitchers that may ease your mine:

Pitcher No. 1--That little Barney Fife looking Goober in the background ain't no real Corpse of Cadetz Turd. In the real Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University at Bryan/College Station Genuine G. I. Joe Military Corpse Turds of Cadets you may not cover your head while indoors eccept with an authentic John David Crowe jokstrap. This guy is a phony. And as we all know you already have the JD Crow thinge down pat.

Pitcher No. 1a--The moroon gladiator in the background is the Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University at Brians/Collige Station Genuine Military Corpse Turds OD (Ossifer of the Doody). He is the Doody Cammander and it appears he has summoned and is awaiting the arrival of the Texas Agricultural and Manianical Univercity at Colledge/Bryan Station Genuine Military Corpse Turds of Cadets Broom Doody Squad to assist the doody soldger in the pitcher.

Pitcher No. 2--This is the Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University at Station/Bryan College Genuine Military Corpse Turds of Cadets Broom Doody Squad during one of theiy're top secret workouts. The Genuine Corpse Turds of Cadets Broom Doody Squad has two basic doodies. First, they use their broom doody handles to assist Doody Ossifers with Corpse of Turds Cadets who cannot or will not do their doody. It is messy doody, but someboody has to doody it. These Broom Doody Squad members are heroes in the Corpse of Turds Cadets because they volumtear for such hazardoody. Second, it is their responsibility to use their doody broom handles to pry all them mailed dogs off that Collie ***** that runs the Corpse of Caddet Turds. This happens when she's feelin a litle amarus. It is also extremely hazardoody because of where the squadmen have ta put the doody brooms handles to separate the luv birds.

Pitcher No. 3--Believe it or not, the Corpse of Turds Cadet on the far rite in this here pitcher is also the Texas Agricultural and Mechanical Universally at Collage/Brian State Genuine Military Corpse Turds of Cadets Doody Broom Squad member you see as second from the left in Pitcher No. 2. He has been summoned by a Genuine Military Corrpse of Cadet Turds Ossifer of the Doody to assist that Corpse of Cadet Turd in front of him to due his doody.


Spider--don't let anyone fooled you. This is touff doody, but it is the stough frum whitch Texas Agracultural and Mechanickel Universality at Bryan Collagin Genuine Militerry Corpse of Turds Cadets HEROES are mad.

Go get 'em tiigger aand be sure to valumtere fore broom doody squad doody. Has your tonge recoverd fuly frum the WeedEater Bowl?
 
First: Who cares you braindead moron!

Second: Can anyone explain what this moron just wrote? Is this some kind of idiot code?
 
Thank you, Spidey, for reminding us of the sheer number of colons sacrificed by the brave Aggie Corps of Cadets in order to keep this great nation free.

Hook 'em!
 
Couchman --
ROFL. Although it might come at the expense of one of our new posters, I think we should make it a habit asking Spidey:

(a) "Can anyone explain what this moron just wrote?" AND...
(b) "Is this some kind of idiot code?"

... in every thread he starts.

Call it a new aggie tradition if you will...


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Go Horns Go!
 
That first picture has got to be one of the most funny things I have ever seen. It's got to be one of those things that an actual aggie opening this thread just shakes his head in utter embarrassment! They must be scared to death of the guy in the back!

Norman-The city of cousinly love
 
Once again I have been gleefully lured into the lair that houses the infamous and classic Spider Ag. Mah tummie is bein' sowur frum awl thu laffin'. Ya'll doant no this butt whin we doody awn cummand, wee doody awn thu sakred grrass.

Thank you Spidey. Please tell me that you are gonna be at the Chilipaloosa on Sunday. If not, you have one big mother f'in beer to be bought for you. Just don't talk when I am drinking...don't want to spew it everywhere.

Girlie: Can we just set up a thread titled, "Spidey's Howse"? This way we can be forewarned of laughter and know that we have not missed anything. I am paranoid now that I may miss a post by him, or is it hymn?
 
Now you now why us Ags don’t want no girls in the core.
We was doin jess fine without them.

Classic
 
The dork with the saxophone around his neck looks like he swallowed a lump of coal and is about to **** a diamond.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man sending back soup at a deli."
 
Although I frequently read your posts, this is my first reply ever on your board. Usually I find most of your comments somewhat irritable, but I think this is really hilarious. I love the picture of the Ag shatting in his fatigues. Gig'em.
 
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