Got a 12 page paper due...

[UTFanFromAZ]

and haven't even started it. It's due on the 10th at midnight.

I told myself this weekend I was going to do it...even knowing its football weekend and pretty much Saturday's and Sunday's im absolutely useless.

Well hear is hope for pulling out a bulls**t 70%.

Got a 6er of Monster Energy so I can wake up around 11am and start crushing it out, because I'm going to tailgate and go to the Niners/Cardinals game (bore fest, but I get to see the new stadium)

 

[scottsins]

if it was due one the 10th at midnight, it was late when you made the original post.

 

[WhoseHouse]

DO NOT order a paper online. Even if they charge $100 a page, there is not a real person writing it and you will end up with garbage. I repeat, as desperate as you get, do NOT do this. Not that I know from personal experience or anything

 

[vtaenz]

Maybe "Bonnie" can help.

 

[HornBud]

Bonnie is a myth. If she does exist, she's having tea with big foot and Nessie underneath a purple sky with a view of Gandolf's unicorn ranch.

 

[vtaenz]

You're right "Bonnie" is a myth otherwise we would have seen these Halloween pics.

Hornfans will help you with your paper. We requires massive PM's though. You fill in the details.

 

[VacantlyOccupied]

Post the first paragraph here. Every poster can chime in with a new paragraph until we hit 10 pages.

It'd be the best paper ever.

 

[Ramathorn]

This was usually when I did my best work. Besides, you're going to school in Arizona right? Just write anything.

 

[The Creature]

You, sir, are screwed.

 

[veggieboy]

Oh man, Vacantly has the best idea ever.

I would love to see the paper that Hornfans can come up with.

Oh, and UTFFAZ...

your pm's broken or something?

 

[UTFanFromAZ]

First paragraph......Remember I wrote this 12 page paper in 2 1/2 hours (had to go to the Niners/Cards game..priorities). The class is Hospitality Law, which is one of the harder classes (I look at case studies all day). I currently have a 91%, but HIGHLY believe it will drop after this dogshit of a paper. Opinions welcome


Ever since I could remember, I have been around the hospitality

industry. My father is currently a General Manager at Hyatt

Regency Chicago and my sister is the Front Desk Manager at the

Fairfield Inn in Fort Launderdale. I wasn’t quite sure if hospitality

was going to be a career of mine or not. In high school, I was

starting to blossom into a good basketball player (I’m 6’9). That all

changed when I got my first job at Romano’s Macaroni Grill. I was

17 at the time and I got my first ever job being a bus boy. I

absolutely loved working a restaurant and the atmosphere. There

is such a high pace in restaurants that I really didn’t know existed;

I was instantly hooked on it. Six months later I got a promotion to

be a server and that was even better than being a bus boy. I love

the interaction with people and making sure they are having a

good night. I have heard numerous stories about bad service and

what not, so when people came in to seat in my section I knew

they were going to have a good time. It is a weird plot with what

goes on in restaurants. When someone seats in my section, I

automatically ask them, “How are you all doing tonight?” Most of

them respond saying, “Good” but that doesn’t really tell the story. I

usually get them to respond in a more clarity. Restaurants can

sometimes completely do a 180 with guests. I’ve had numerous

guests that have come in having bad days and leave feeling

amazing, and I think that is one of my favorite things that comes

with being in the restaurant industry. Three years of serving at

the restaurant I eventually became the head server. My friend of

mine told me about a hospitality program at Northern Arizona. I got

some information sent to me and realized Northern Arizona

University would be the perfect fit for me. After talking to my

advisor she informed me that it would be best for me to become

better rounded and look into the hotel side of the industry. I have a

connection who is currently working at the Four Seasons

Jackson Hole and we talked about a possible internship. This last

May I received an offer for an internship offer to be the overnight

doorman, bellman, and valet. I realized this was a special offer for

me and it would boost my resume immensely. The Four Seasons

Jackson Hole is where I had my first ever incident in the regards

to Hospitality Law. I have decided to write my research paper

which is based on Hotel’s liability against vehicles. One point I am

going to talk about is if the vehicle is damaged, the other on if it

isn’t. Also I will be talking in detail about how a hotel can protect

itself from employees selfish against with the vehicles in the

garage.

 

[The Creature]

I hope you have time to edit this. What does this sentence mean?

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[UTFanFromAZ]

there are problems with hotels valet drivers and guest cars...

 

[vtaenz]

What they're saying is it needs to be reworded. To the average reader (us) or below average reader (texags) the wording of it is slightly confusing.

Are you allowed to use first person? I'm assuming so since you start your paper out that way. If that's the case (and I truly hope it is) that gives you a little bit more freedom.

 

[Benson32]

Is this an undergrad application essay? Odd choice of a subject.

I also know someone who works for Four Seasons - Jackson Hole. Small world.

 

[theropods]

If it's already turned in, disregard my comments. That paper reads like the opening of a Dear Penthouse letter. You should reword it entirely. I'd also be leery of writing a first person paper like that unless you are specifically allowed to. What did the topic have to be? Unless it was why the hospitality industry appeals to you, I'd redo it.

 

[Austintxusa]

In a similar situation I took my son's ADD medicine. Sat down at 10:00 PM and didn't look up until 6:00 AM. Got a B. Never did it again.

 

[madscientist]

you swiped the opening line from goodfellas. may as well have started with "websters defines hospitality as..." i mean, i suck at writing papers, creative or technical, but man alive.

please post your grade when received.

 

[TornACL]

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[Hu_Fan]

words of advice

1. Red Bull

2. Keep in mind people write blogs...for fun. Pretend it's a blog.

3. Start writing. Repeat #1. Keep writing.

 

[MaduroUTMB]

I once did a 15 page thesis chapter and a 14 page history paper in a 55 hour marathon, without the aid of caffeine. As I was adding my name to the header, I had to reflect on the spelling of my last name for a moment.

Got an A on the paper and top marks on the thesis, but I will never do that again.