GOO in the urinal

[Theo Huxtable]

So i was pissing at Mother Eagans tonight, and i looked to my left, and saw an ad for Longhorn Nation and saw a profile picture of GOO. He stared at me while i pissed.

 

[El_Oso]

I thought you were going to tell us about something you caught somewhere

 

[Mr.Wizard]

I was hoping for some foot tapping.

 

[El Sapo]

No swordfighting?

 

[Beau Vine]

[obligatory reference]

Don't cross the streams.

[/obligatory reference]

 

[WorsterMan]

Did the media ***** have on his trademark green shirt underneath his burnt orange?

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

it was this picture..

i've seen a lot of cock from mother egans and scholtz and any other place.... but i've seen the ladies squat too. ... some i would've preferred not to have seen squat.

 

[LongIslandIceSIP]

Did you steal Shame's ring?

 

[random horn]

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[Hayden_Horn]

yeah, i've done the "longhorn nation goo staring at my wang pee."

of course, i've done the "standing innocently at a hornfans tailgate goo grabbing my *** thing too."

i don't really recommend either.