Given the type of people you are

[dahobbs]

Given the type of people you are and the environment you are in, you have to admit the strong probability this may be the only chance you will ever have in your entire lives to have sex.

 

[Don Johnson]

-Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
-You've seen him, too?
-Who is he?
-Hollyfeld.
-Why does he keep going into our closet?
-Why do you keep going into our closet?
-To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there.
-Of course not, he's twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him.
-Yeah?
-Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me, thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?

I had no idea (until Henry Gandorf pointed out) that Lazlo was also Uncle Rico.

 

[uberheadymagical]

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[Macanudo]

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[mr. sunshine]

Hey, could you snap it up buddy, we just flew in, we're tired, we're hungry, we rented this stupid car...

 

[TxStHorn]

"And Kent - stop playing with yourself."

"IT IS YOU, GOD!!!!!"

 

[austintex]

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

 

[EternalHorn]

"Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not right now."

"Girl's gotta have her standards."

 

[buffsoldier]

"I want to see more of you in the lab."
"Fine, I'll gain weight."

 

[Homesickhorn]

This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.

 

[Uncle Rico]

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[The Eyes of Texas]

I had a weird dream last night...

Is it the one where your sitting atop in sun god like robes and there are hundreds of naked women throwing little pickles at you?

No

...Why am I the only one that has that dream?

 

[Orange Salad Ranch]

I'm sorry. It's just that I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain, no penis.

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

Would you classify that as a design problem or a launch problem?